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Larger iPod Touch In Apple's Future?
Ender_Stonebender writes "TechCrunch is reporting that three independent sources have mentioned to them a large form factor version of the iPod Touch, with either a 7- or 9-inch screen, to be released fall of 2009. The device is expected to have access to the iTunes App Store. Beyond that, everything about it appears to be pure speculation."
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Buy one Ipod Touch XL get a free starbucks frappachino
First fucking ethanol-addled post of the new year, Pacific time! Man. It's finally here. The era where whites are too idiotic to wipe their own assses(too idiotic to run the U.S.A.) and that a black man must take over to ensure the freedom and privacy of proper-thinking individuals.
Americans already view Europe(okay, Northern Europe at least) as being a utopia: none of the "Big Brother" bullshit(though it's encroaching, and you MUST stop it!) of telecom immunity with all of the benefits of learning 3 languages with almost-free education.
Europeans at large -- It's a "baby boomer" issue...you need plenty of cheap labor for your services...why not kick out all of the Muslims(who will bomb your libraries and slash your filmmakers' throats anyway) and import the civilized light-skinned American expatriates?
Hell, America's economy is mostly service-based anyway and will become even moreso in the near future! You'll receive plenty of intellegent, hard-working people who were smart enough to leave the U.S. before Halliburton and Blackwater gained control of the U.S. and sneakily passed legislation to award the ICE under the umbrella of "Homeland Security" the national "get-away-with-what-we-want-to" Gestapo Award. What should have been bag-checkers have cancerously grown into thoughtcrime enforcers and I.P. enforcers breaching all borders you can imagine.. Yes, the gestapo are here. They were steadily creeping for awhile but the Bush administration sealed the deal for 1984'ing the U.S. Those of you family values fags who voted Republican should raise your pistols up to your fucking crania and pull your collective triggers.
American Slashdotters -- please become politically involved. If there's anything the past 8 years have shown us, it's that our government are nothing more than greedy hedonistic fucks which will run unchecked unless somebody slaps their wrist every 5 seconds. It would be kind of cute if they weren't brewing a gestapo takeover. We will be the ones to tell them to fuck off and get back to work every 5 seconds. RELIGION MUST BE OUTLAWED. The department of "Homeland Security" must be dismantled. TEAR DOWN THIS WALL!