Security Checkpoints Predict What You Will Do

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Security Checkpoints Predict What You Will Do

Posted by timothy on Thursday January 1, 2009 @06:27AM from the goes-the-theory dept.

An anonymous reader writes "New security check points in 2020 will look just like something out of the futuristic movie, The Minority Report. The idea of the new checkpoints will allow high traffic to pass through just as you were walking at a normal pace. No more waving a wand to get through checkpoints — the new checkpoint can detect if you have plans to set off a bomb before you even enter the building."

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finally! by InsertWittyNameHere · 2009-01-01 06:32 · Score: 5, Funny

finally! we'll know what women want!
1. Re:finally! by Anonymous Coward · 2009-01-01 08:54 · Score: 3, Funny
  
  No, we'll only know what they think they want.
  Yes. Like why do women fake orgasms? Because they like to think men care.
2. Re:finally! by strawberryutopia · 2009-01-01 08:58 · Score: 3, Funny
  
  I'll give you a hint:
  we like huge diamonds cut into the shape of shoes! But we tend to settle for chocolate.
  
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  I'm a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar...
  -Lucy-
Re:Retarded by Rude+Turnip · 2009-01-01 07:05 · Score: 5, Funny

When I was flying back home after visiting a client, I ran towards the men's room at the Cleveland airport and set off an explosion.

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Bill Clinton: Pimp we can believe in. - The Shirt!!!
Re:Bullshit by Timothy+Brownawell · 2009-01-01 11:02 · Score: 3, Funny

99 percent of any and all past and present attacks against airline travel perpetrated - through passengers or baggage! - were committed by people who a) claimed they were doing it for Islam and b) who have declared as being of Muslim faith.
All "airline terrorists" - against which airport security can provide any protection - are a proper subset of "People is Muslim faith".
Take this thread to Cuba!