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Hippies Say WiFi Network Is Harming Their Chakras

Posted by samzenpus on from the what's-with-all-the-negative-waves dept.

Anti-Globalism writes "A group of hippies is complaining that a recently installed WiFi mesh network in the UK village of Glastonbury is causing health problems. To combat the signals from the Wi-Fi hotspots, the hippies have placed orgone generators around the antennae." Although there have been many studies that show no correlation between WiFi and health issues the hippies say, "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man."

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  1. Million-dollar idea for somebody by Tsar · · Score: 5, Interesting

    1. Buy a couple hundred acres in the National Radio Quiet Zone and build a resort/spa/retirement community for all the well-heeled electromagnetophobes.

    2. Quietly buy up as much of the valley as you can, then support campaigns to get Blue Cross and Medicare to cover electromagnetic hypersensitivity.

    3. Profit.

    I'd do it, but I don't believe I could live with myself. Especially if I had to give up ubiquitous broadband.