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Hippies Say WiFi Network Is Harming Their Chakras
Anti-Globalism writes "A group of hippies is complaining that a recently installed WiFi mesh network in the UK village of Glastonbury is causing health problems. To combat the signals from the Wi-Fi hotspots, the hippies have placed orgone generators around the antennae." Although there have been many studies that show no correlation between WiFi and health issues the hippies say, "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man."
Shut the fuck up Donny!
/You're out of you're element!!
If I was a nigger, I could drive a Cadillac with class
My pocket stuffed with welfare checks, and I could sit on my big black ass
Now you take a nigger, he aint nobody's fool
He doesn't buy any gasoline, to drive his kids to school
Damn, i wish i was a nigger
Our government has gone crazy, I'd change things if I could
If I was only a nigger, I could afford to live in a white neighborhood
Oh the things that I could do, if i was black and Hell-bent
I could send my kids to college, and it wouldn't cost me one damn cent
Damn, I wish I was a nigger
The wife and I were down on our luck, we were really getting uptight
They said at the welfare office, "You aint black, you're white."
Oh how I've tried to get a job, a diploma I had with pride
The post office man laughed, and said "You're not dark enough to even qualify"
Damn, I wish i was a nigger
I took a civil service exam, and passed it without shame
A nigger took one next to me, he couldnt even write his own name
The nigger, he got the job, now he's government top brass
He couldn't qualify for a trash truck, while I'm out on the street on my ass
Damn, I wish I was a nigger
If I was a Jesse Jackson, I'd be nobody's slob
Wearing $500.00 dollar suits, that nigger hasn't even got a job
If I was Barack Obama, I could sit back and relax
And when sworn in as President, I could paint The White House black
Damn, I wish I was a nigger
If I was a jig-a-boo, I could find me my roots
With a afro big as a watermelon, and a pair of white disco boots
If I was only dark complected, I could stand tall in this life
I could live high off the hog, just me and my white wife
Damn, I wish I was a nigger
Things used to be segregated, but things are a little off key
I've never seen a white man as head of the NAACP
It aint that I don't like a nigger, if I've rubbed you wrong by chance
Take a look at that mistletoe hanging on the seat of my pants
Damn, I wish I was a nigger
If I was a kinky top, I could be a Martin Luther King
I'd have me a vision on a mountain top, my song the whole world would sing
I could have me a peace march on the streets of Memphis, Tennessee
I could tear up the whole damn city, and the police wouldn't dare stop me
Damn, I wish I was a nigger
A lot of things in life I know, but one thing I cant figure
Why a nigger can call me a honkey and I cant call a nigger, a nigger
If I was a jungle bunny, I could ring a golden bell
I could be a Mohammed Ali, and be loved by Howard Cosell
Damn, I wish I was a nigger
If I was a you-bangy, 7 foot tall and lean,
I could be a famous player on the Washington basketball team
If I was only chocolate brown, I could have me some turnip greens
A possum fat and watermelon, chitlens and a pot of butter beans
Damn, I wish I was a nigger
Now when Martin Luther King was buried in Washington with class
They put him face down in his box, so the politicians could kiss his ass
I guess its just politics, but it sure gets my goat
Kiss assing with a nigger, just to get his vote
Damn, I wish I was a nigger
If i was only a burread, I'd live high on the hill
Selling cocaine and prostitutes, and popping all kinds of pills
Now take the NAACP, they can march and raise all kinds of hell
Let the KKK start to move, and they'll all wind up in jail
Damn, I wish I was a nigger
I dreamed my life was over, I heard Saint Peter say,
"Today we're taken on the niggers, you've gotta go the other way"
Then I heard the Devil, he said "I heard what Peter had to say
But I'm sorry to tell you son, Today in Hell is Nigger Day."
Damn, don't you wish you were a nigger?
I'm going back to the hills of Arkansas, where they don't have those not damn one sided nigger peace marches
Protesters, welfare check grabbers, I'm gonna plant me some turnip greens in a watermelon patch
Raise me a hog, and a big fat possum. I said yes I am you mother
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You long to hate yourself. You are your own nigger.
Yet the vast majority of Western legal systems are based on Christian principles. Do you complain about the fact that you can't steal your neighbour's car when you need a ride somewhere? Do you complain that you can't kill them because you don't happen to agree with their lawn decorations?
That 2000+ year old book that you so easily discount teaches a few basic things very strongly:
- Personal responsibility.
- Treating others with love and respect.
- Not being a greedy, selfish twit.
These three seem to be commonly espoused here on /., but suddenly when they come from a source with the word "religion" anywhere near it, they're a bad thing?
If it doesn't make sense to use this book as a moral guide, maybe we should all be telling the government to wiretap the whole country, bitching that they don't raise my kids for me, telling communication companies that they need to charge more for less, and drop all connections outside their network to 512 B/s, and get a job paying a billion a year as the CEO of a company that sells guns to 12 year olds so they can kill their parents when they get grounded.
Get a life, you hypocritical bastard.
"City hall" in German is "Rathaus" Kinda explains a few things......
Cannabis has never killed a single human being in recorded human history...look it up.
Alcohol kills by both overdose and withdrawal, and that's scores of people, every single day of the year...look it up.
Make all the hippies/pot jokes you want, the potsmokers who don't drink alcohol will have the last laugh...we shall see, won't we?
Heavy alcohol consumers ought to be paranoid about their health in a decade or two. Just my "tokin" .02
Some idiot needs to get themselves a job instead of wasting time thinking up shit like this. ... what to do ... what to do ... ...
Let me guess, you're sitting on your porch in Butt Nugget Arkansas, and your sister is off at school so you can't fuck her right now.
You're bored stiff 'cause you're too stupid to hold a job mopping out toilets.
So you feel bitter about black people being smarter and more motivated than you.
What to do
Ah know, ah'll writ a poem 'bout niggers en what ah thinks 'o them
True, and I'll go a step father. The most dangerous food is food that hasn't been cooked through. As I use a meat thermometer to make sure my meat is cooked, the most dangerous food to me is raw vegetables.