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"Smash Your Hard Drive" To Fight Identity Theft
Will Do This For Free writes "BBC News has a story about the only fireproof way of safeguarding your personal information when dumping your old computer: 'It sounds extreme, but the only way to be 100% safe is to smash your hard drive into smithereens. [...] The more thoroughly the better.'
This sounds like so much fun that I almost feel like doing it right now. Let me press Submit Story first."
So...I don't want my data to somehow magically be restored when I throw an old hard disk into a fire? Where can I read more about this amazing data-recovery technology?
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...It's the only way to be sure.
Hey, look! It's Bono's brother.
You'll have to excuse me. I'm need to go protect my ex-wife from identity theft.
Smash An Identity Thief.
The problem with socialism is that they always run out of other people's money. - Margaret Thatcher
It would certainly make smashing a hard drive to smithereens more interesting.
I wouldn't recommend it though. The paranoia you'd need to decide smashing a hard drive was the best way of preserving your identity would likely make it a pretty harsh trip.
Try crystal meth instead. The aggression and hyperactivity'd make be damn sure that HDD was properly smashed.
"I've got more toys than Teruhisa Kitahara."
The funny part, 90% of those people that understand smash, will not smash it enough.
Another 5% will enjoy it so much that they will do the same thing to their new computer, the TV and the next door neighbours car.
I like my hard disk shaken, not stirred...
Nothing beats an afternoon of watching dBan and a comfy chair. Beer or whisky optional.
dBan sounds cool. So I put it on a disk and ran it. It really doesn't look that special. My computer won't turn on now.
His PC died due to dust accumulation (fried mobo, dead power supply, fused RAM) and he asked me what to do with his system. I told him the only thing he needed to worry about was his HD. Told him to drill a few holes in the drive, use a blowtorch in those holes if he still had one (he used to work in home remodeling), smash the drive with a hammer and put it in a bag with his used cat litter (they have two cats).
If someone is desperate enough to want the information on his drive, they're going to have to work for it.
Well that depends, what breed of cat?
A learning experience is one of those things that say, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.' - D. Adams
RBFH - is that "Really Big F**king Hammer?"
Damn, I just bought a BFH to smash some walls. I wonder if I can upgrade with a serial number?
. . . and tell her to put it in a safe place, and that you might need it later.
It's gone forever.
There is no chance that anyone will ever have access to that disk again.
Schroedinger's Brexit: The UK is both in and out of the EU at the same time!
Come on people! Zeroing a disk drive only removes half of your data. The other half is unchanged and still perfectly readable!
Exactly! You have to XOR every bit! :)
I believe it's called a "micturition tournament" in the UK.
.. and that's how the Pentium bug came into existence.
You're just jealous because you don't have a tank.
Admit it.
Faster! Faster! Faster would be better!
You must cast it into the fires of Mount Doom! Only then will your data be safe!
When the informatin is "loosed", where does it run off to? Should we have some mechanism in place to catch it before it gets in the wrong hands?
Having a tank would make technical support a lot more satisfying:
C: "Hello, is this technical support?"
M: "Yes. May I help you?"
C: "There's a big black thing where my Internet Windower Vista should be"
M: "Very well sir. Did you turn your computer on?"
C: "....is that under the start menu?"
*rumble rumble*.....BOOM!
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