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6-Year-Old Says Grand Theft Auto Taught Him To Drive
nandemoari writes "A six-year-old who recently stole his parents' car and drove it into a utility pole has passed the buck onto a familiar scapegoat: the video game, Grand Theft Auto.
Rockstar Games' controversial Grand Theft Auto video game has been criticized by parent groups and crusaders (or in the eyes of gamers, nincompoops) like former lawyer Jack Thompson for years (Thompson once tried to link the Virginia Tech slayings to late-night Counterstrike sessions. He's since been disbarred). However, not as of yet has anyone under the age of, oh, ten, blamed the game for a car theft."
Would you please not post pictures of his ugly mug on the front page? I'd rather see a picture of goatse than that douche. As if we don't already have enough reasons to hate idle.
Why don't you just suck a nice, long turd out of Malda's rancid asshole? Lick that shit right up. That way, you'll get the best of both worlds.
With jews, you lose. That's how THEY win. They WIN by making YOU lose. Let's lose the jews.
As a recent babysitter of a 6 yo and 2 yo - both boys. Let me add this: BULLSHIT! The 2 yo requires so much constant attention that the 6 yo easily has several stretches of 5-10 mins in which to get into this mischief. I am not aware of a single sensationalist story where a kid couldn't likely commit the caper in under 30 seconds. The crap about GTA in this story is just crap. Sensationalist, pro-thought control nonsense.
This story has nothing to do with GTA or driving or access to keys. It is about a hungry kid trying to get a meal. Fuck, it is likely his genome that found us food 11,000 years ago. Dumbfucks like yourself would have starved to death convinced cavemommy and cavedaddy will be back any day now.
We can accept that things that we need or use can have a dangerous side. A car is dangerous, as is a gun intended for hunting. What I really find unbelievable is that people living in a modern country would keep guns expressly for the purpose of using against other people. It isn't OK to have a gun for "defense". An implement of death increases the chance of everybody in its vicinity dying, regardless of who holds it.