Microsoft In Mobile Search Deal With Verizon
An anonymous reader writes "Verizon Wireless will forge a deal with Microsoft to include the software giant's Live Search on its mobile phones, giving Microsoft a victory over rival Google and ending a months-long dance toward the partnership. Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer will announce the deal in his keynote address at the Consumer Electronics Show in Las Vegas." InfoWorld notes that Microsoft is rumored to be changing the name of its Live Search service to Kumo, which is Japanese for "cloud."
Why would you come up with that? Because Microsoft is a "rabid dog"? You're nonsensical. If anything, Microsoft is like a sumo wrestler... big and strong, throws its weight around, but is very stupid and gets tossed out of the ring half the time.
Like your fucking mother.
I'll tell you what. I don't know much about this MS/Verizon deal, and I don't have time to RTFA, but I will say this:
Tim Tebow bent Bob Stokes over the armchair of his couch last night and anally raped him faster than Kobe Bryant on meth. Stokes took more cock up his ass last night than Hans Reiser in a slippery shower. Sorry Sooners' fans, your team blows donkeys.
Let's all gather round the ol' fireplace and take turns sucking Steve Balmer's greasy, wrinkly old cock, shall we?