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Nvidia 480-Core Graphics Card Approaches 2 Teraflops

An anonymous reader writes "At CES, Nvidia has announced a graphics card with 480 cores that can crank up performance to reach close to 2 teraflops. The company's GTX 295 graphics cards has two GPUs with 240 cores each that can execute graphics and other computing tasks like video processing. The card delivers 1.788 teraflops of performance, which Nvidia claims is the fastest single graphics card in the market."

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  1. Power Requirement by sexconker · · Score: 5, Funny

    1.21 Jiggawatts

    1. Re:Power Requirement by BobNET · · Score: 2, Funny

      Weight has nothing to do with it, Marty!

  2. Contest... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yet again, Nvidia showed ATI that it, indeed, has the biggest penis.

    1. Re:Contest... by jollyreaper · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yet again, Nvidia showed ATI that it, indeed, has the biggest penis.

      Yeah, but it's mega-floppy at that.

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    2. Re:Contest... by pla · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yet again, Nvidia showed ATI that it, indeed, has the biggest penis.

      Not quite - They proved they have the biggest number of penises... Making for some interesting crossover potential into the Hentai gaming market.

      / Wonders what "ultra realistic" means as regards H - "Wow, the fur on her tail looks almost real, and her breasts look like actual porcelain!"

  3. Re:Great... by clarkn0va · · Score: 5, Funny

    when can I get a video card that doesn't take up half my case and melts down after 6 months of use? Not to mention, doesn't cost an arm and a leg.

    2006?

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  4. Why do we bother... by Thelasko · · Score: 4, Funny

    with CPUs anymore? I'm just going to fill a case with graphics cards and call it a day.

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  5. Just in time... by Skiron · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... for Windows 7 (or whatever they call Vista now).

  6. Re:Tell me how big it is. by iced_773 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yeah, but you'll need all that power to run Windows 8

    /ducks

  7. *sigh* by CynicalTyler · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can someone please post the link to a how-to guide for convincing your wife/girlfriend of the necessity of owning a graphics card with dual 240-core GPUs? Or, if you are a girl who acknowledges said necessity without a fight, please post a link to your Facebook profile. Thank you in advance.

  8. Re:But will it run Crysis?... by sexconker · · Score: 2, Funny

    Dead Space.

    2008 GotY for me.

    Looks awesome, sounds absolutely amazing, loses very little in the console ports, is a great game, runs great on a variety of hardware, is extremely stable, and was published by EA with SecuRom.

  9. Re:But will it run Crysis?... by jaguth · · Score: 1, Funny

    Alright:

    Bioshock - Very beautiful and creative environments.
    Far Cry 2 - Insanely beautiful - Insanely dynamic environment.
    Fallout 3 - Can see miles into the distance.
    Left 4 Dead - How many zombies can you fit on the screen?
    Gears of War - Pretty...
    Starcraft 2 - ....Come on Blizzard, release it already!!!

  10. Re:But will it run Crysis?... by digitalunity · · Score: 4, Funny

    A year from now, people won't be talking about Crysis anymore. Bigger and better games will be out. Such is the nature of the gaming industry.

    The fact that Crysis has great graphics doesn't mean its a great game. As an avid gamer for over 20 years, I can say without a doubt that on average there is no correlation between good graphics and good games.

    In addition to my 20 years of gaming, I've got a 5 digit UID. I am therefore an authoritative source on the subject.

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  11. Re:But will it run Crysis?... by whoop · · Score: 5, Funny

    Where can I get one of these five digit things you speak of? OMG, I am so behind the times!

  12. Re:But will it run Crysis?... by MoOsEb0y · · Score: 2, Funny

    you sir, have won the game.