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UK Email Retention Plan Technically Flawed

deltaromeo points out a BBC report calling the UK's law requiring ISPs to retain users' emails for at least a year an "attack on rights." The article also points out financial and technical flaws with the plan (which we first discussed in October). TechCrunch goes a step further, detailing how it conflicts with other governmental goals. Quoting: "...with one hand the government seeks to lock down the British Internet with an iron fist, while at the same time telling us it is boosting innovation and business online. It is quite clearly blind to the fact that one affects the other. Are we also expected to think that the consumers using online services are not going to be put off from engaging in the boom of 'sharing' that Web 2.0 created? How would you feel if every Twitter you sent, every video uploaded, was to be stored and held against you in perpetuity? That may not happen, but the mere suggestion that your email is no longer private would serve to kill the UK population's relish for new media stone dead, and with it large swathes of the developing online economy."

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  1. Re:Saving emails by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    I wish I was a nigger, I could drive a Cadillac with class
    My pocket stuffed with welfare checks, and I could sit on my big black ass
    Now you take a nigger, he aint nobody's fool
    He doesn't buy any gasoline, to drive his kids to school

    Our government has gone crazy, I'd change things if I could
    If I was only a nigger, I could afford to live in a white neighborhood
    Oh the things that I could do, if I was black and Hell-bent
    I could send my kids to college, and it wouldn't cost me one damn cent

    The wife and I were down on our luck, we were really getting uptight
    They said at the welfare office, "You aint black, you're white."
    Oh how I've tried to get a job, a diploma I had with pride
    The post office man laughed, and said "You're not dark enough to even qualify"

    I took a civil service exam, and passed it without shame
    A nigger took one next to me, he couldnt even write his own name
    The nigger, he got the job, now he's government top brass
    He couldn't qualify for a trash truck, while I'm out on the street on my ass

    If I was a Jesse Jackson, I'd be nobody's slob
    Wearing $500.00 dollar suits, that nigger hasn't even got a job
    If I was Barack Obama, I could sit back and relax
    And when sworn in as President, I could paint The White House black

    Damn, I wish I was a nigger

    If I was a jig-a-boo, I could find me my roots
    With a afro big as a watermelon, and a pair of white disco boots
    If I was only dark complected, I could stand tall in this life
    I could live high off the hog, just me and my white wife

    Things used to be segregated, but things are a little off-key
    I've never seen a white man as head of the NAACP
    It aint that I don't like a nigger, if I've rubbed you wrong by chance
    Take a look at that mistletoe hanging on the seat of my pants

    If I was a kinky top, I could be a Martin Luther King
    I'd have me a vision on a mountain top, my song the whole world would sing
    I could have me a peace march on the streets of Memphis, Tennessee
    I could tear up the whole damn city, and the police wouldn't dare stop me

    A lot of things in life I know, but one thing I cant figure
    Why a nigger can call me a honkey and I cant call a nigger, a nigger
    If I was a jungle bunny, I could ring a golden bell
    I could be a Mohammed Ali, and be loved by Howard Cosell

    Damn, I wish I was a nigger

    If I was a golliwogg, 7 foot tall and lean,
    I could be a famous player on the Washington basketball team
    If I was only chocolate brown, I could have me some turnip greens
    A possum fat and watermelon, chitlens and a pot of butter beans

    Now when Martin Luther King was buried in Washington with class
    They put him face down in his box, so the politicians could kiss his ass
    I guess its just politics, but it sure gets my goat
    Kiss assing with a nigger, just so you could get his vote

    If i was only a burr-head, I'd live high on the hill
    Selling cocaine and prostitutes, and popping all kinds of pills
    Now take the NAACP, they can march and raise all kinds of hell
    Let the KKK start to move, and they'll all wind up in jail

    I dreamed my life was over, I heard Saint Peter say,
    "Today we're taken only niggers, you've gotta go the other way"
    Then I heard the Devil, he said "I heard what Peter had to say
    But I'm sorry to tell you son, Today in Hell is Nigger Day."

    Damn, don't you wish you were a nigger?

  2. WTFIWWE? by KlomDark · · Score: -1, Troll

    What the fuck is wrong with England anyway?

    No wonder us USians left their dumb asses centuries ago... Not that it's a whole lot better here, but certainly better than their mental shackles they are forcing on their populace for no good reason.

  3. Re:Why use ISP email? by GFree678 · · Score: 0, Troll

    How the fuck was this modded Informative? What non-geek, who can barely be encouraged to use something other an IE is going to go to the effort of setting up their own email server? And how can you measure the tangible benefits when they could just use something like GMail and get on with their lives?

    Do any of you geeks mingle with non-geeks once in a while?

  4. Re:happy 1984 by commodore64_love · · Score: 0, Troll

    A 110 floor building fell on it. The side of Building 7 facing the towers was TORN TO SHREDS. Of course it was going to collapse, because it was structurally compromised. Now it might have stayed standing despite that wxtreme damage, but since the whole building was an inferno, the steel literally melted and then failed.

    As for the Pentagon, even if it had stayed in pristine shape and was never struck, isn't the attack on the Twin Towers enough reason to assassinate Bin Laden? I say yes.

    And finally what about the smoking crater in Pennsylvania where a few hundred souls are buried? Those people were hijacked by terrorists!!!

    I am sick-and-tired of listening to this shit. It's almost reached the point where I think members of the KKK make more snese than youn onpsiracy songs odf itdfhes who dont' giv s CAMN aobu ht e3000 people who died that day. Gop put as bullet in your ehad and make the world a better place, if you care so little about the Victims. Cold hearted bastard.

    --
    "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - historian Evelyn Beatrice Hall
  5. They'll get their way by thetoadwarrior · · Score: 1, Troll

    The elderly population is growing in Britain. This large group is full of fear-filled ignorant and backwards people.

    Despite being alive either in or around WWII or during the 60's when they were all for love and peace, these people are happy to turn the UK into a Nazi state so long as it keeps the coloured people out and criminalises young people just for being born.