3 Cups of Coffee Increases Hallucinations
PearsSoap writes "The Telegraph and other sources are pointing out a study on 200 students which has found that a high caffeine intake can cause visual and auditory hallucinations, and can make people think that others are 'out to get them.' The abstract (and full version if you have access) is available.
'The volunteers were questioned about their caffeine intake from products including coffee, tea, energy drinks, chocolate bars and caffeine tablets.'"
This study finally explains why Starbucks is so successful. Its products create an illusion in their customers that they are normal human beings with some real life worth living. Once these Starbucks addicts stay away from caffeine they are overwhelmed by their own sense of inadequacy and rush back to the store for another hit.
sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
Sorry to say it, but anyone who is living in the US or the UK right now and isn't paranoid, are the ones who are suffering from a detachment from reality!
Aide-toi, le Ciel t'aidera - Jeanne D'Arc.