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Posted by kdawson on Sunday January 18, 2009 @09:58PM from the stadium-seated-astroturf dept.

Nom du Keyboard writes "Not for the first time, I've noticed a new film that hasn't yet even reached the theaters, yet has hundreds of positive votes and/or reviews recorded on Netflix. This time the movie is Inkheart. For a movie that doesn't even hit the theaters until January 23, it already has 428 votes and a rating of 4.3 (out of 5) on Netflix. Seems more than a bit fraudulent to me. Also, it has a review that doesn't even review the movie, but instead says the books are great, therefore the movie should be too. Does the word 'shills' come to mind? With millions spent to promote a movie, are a few hundred of that going to phony voters? Or have that many people actually seen the film and just can't wait to rush home and log onto Netflix to vote? Just what is Netflix's responsibility here to provide honest ratings?"

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Steve Jobs plans "most unique" death ever by Anonymous Coward · 2009-01-18 22:01 · Score: -1, Offtopic

ANUS News January 15, 2009 Steve Jobs plans "most unique" death ever AIDS demise to have innovative interface
CUPERTINO, California (NNN) - Steve Jobs, the polymath CEO and star evangelist of Apple Computer, Inc., publically announced a medical leave of absence from the company, but in private promised "the best AIDS death ever" from the affliction no one will publically recognize he has.
As HIV-positive test results leaked onto the web from the last five years of Jobs' fight for health and secrecy, former lovers raced to the clinics on Segways looking for solace. Unflappable as always, Jobs vowed to make the best of the situation.
"There's AIDS deaths, and then there's AIDS deaths," Jobs said in his strident baritone with a slightly ironic lisp. "As with all Apple products, my demise from pneumonia brought on by full-blown AIDS will be poignant, witty, ironic, aesthetically pleasing and have an interface that breaks new ground for the industry."
Turning to a reporter he said, "That's off the record. Officially, my hormones are unbalanced because I did not care enough about Darfur." On the news of Jobs' leave, Apple stock plunged $7.38 as people feared the cool had left their Macs, but then rebounded by almost four points once rumors of HIV-death leaked.
"If Christ were to die today, he'd die of AIDS," said Jared Hvitles, who has owned four Macs, three iPods, an iPhone and a Steve Jobs Picking Up a Quarter blow-up doll. "He's going out like he's lived, as a Christ for the new millenium -- with a better interface."
About ANUS:
The American Nihilist Underground Society advocates nihilism, or a removal of interpretive layers from our perception of physical reality, as a means of transcending illusion. Nihilism denies value and purpose, which are byproducts of the human desire to judge reality and make a consensual "social reality" that by seizing on a single material factor misses the intelligible, or design-based, knowledge we need to adapt to reality. ANUS has been promoting nihilism since 1987.
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About Nihilism:
Nihilism is the belief that nothing we perceive has Absolute value; reality exists, but beyond its inherent meaning to us as the physical container of our existence, it has no significance outside of what we perceive. "The world is my representation," indeed. When we strip away all of the values projected onto physical reality and its outcomes, we are left only with personal ideal and natural ideal, and bringing the former into adaptation with the latter is the lifetime task to which nihilism is a gateway.
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Remember, it's not just by Anonymous Coward · 2009-01-18 22:02 · Score: -1, Offtopic

about niggers, but also about flamebaits.
1. Re:Remember, it's not just by Anonymous Coward · 2009-01-18 22:29 · Score: -1, Offtopic
  
  Coon, coon, black baboon,
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  Often high, thrives in jail,
  his welfare check is in the mail!
  Some 40 offspring had been had,
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2. Re:Remember, it's not just by Anonymous Coward · 2009-01-18 22:53 · Score: -1, Offtopic
  
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3. Re:Remember, it's not just by Anonymous Coward · 2009-01-18 22:55 · Score: -1, Offtopic
  
  I wish I was a nigger, I could drive a Cadillac with class
  My pocket stuffed with welfare checks, and I could sit on my big black ass
  Now you take a nigger, he aint nobody's fool
  He doesn't buy any gasoline, to drive his kids to school
  Our government has gone crazy, I'd change things if I could
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  Oh the things that I could do, if I was black and Hell-bent
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  The wife and I were down on our luck, we were really getting uptight
  They said at the welfare office, "You aint black, you're white."
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  The post office man laughed, and said "You're not dark enough to even qualify"
  I took a civil service exam, and passed it without shame
  A nigger took one next to me, he couldnt even write his own name
  The nigger, he got the job, now he's government top brass
  He couldn't qualify for a trash truck, while I'm out on the street on my ass
  If I was a Jesse Jackson, I'd be nobody's slob
  Wearing $500.00 dollar suits, that nigger hasn't even got a job
  If I was Barack Obama, I could sit back and relax
  And when sworn in as President, I could paint The White House black
  Damn, I wish I was a nigger
  If I was a jig-a-boo, I could find me my roots
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  I could live high off the hog, just me and my white wife
  Things used to be segregated, but things are a little off-key
  I've never seen a white man as head of the NAACP
  It aint that I don't like a nigger, if I've rubbed you wrong by chance
  Take a look at that mistletoe hanging on the seat of my pants
  If I was a kinky top, I could be a Martin Luther King
  I'd have me a vision on a mountain top, my song the whole world would sing
  I could have me a peace march on the streets of Memphis, Tennessee
  I could tear up the whole damn city, and the police wouldn't dare stop me
  A lot of things in life I know, but one thing I cant figure
  Why a nigger can call me a honkey and I cant call a nigger, a nigger
  If I was a jungle bunny, I could ring a golden bell
  I could be a Mohammed Ali, and be loved by Howard Cosell
  Damn, I wish I was a nigger
  If I was a golliwogg, 7 foot tall and lean,
  I could be a famous player on the Washington basketball team
  If I was only chocolate brown, I could have me some turnip greens
  A possum fat and watermelon, chitlens and a pot of butter beans
  Now when Martin Luther King was buried in Washington with class
  They put him face down in his box, so the politicians could kiss his ass
  I guess its just politics, but it sure gets my goat
  Kiss assing with a nigger, just so you could get his vote
  If i was only a burr-head, I'd live high on the hill
  Selling cocaine and prostitutes, and popping all kinds of pills
  Now take the NAACP, they can march and raise all kinds of hell
  Let the KKK start to move, and they'll all wind up in jail
  I dreamed my life was over, I heard Saint Peter say,
  "Today we're taken only niggers, you've gotta go the other way"
  Then I heard the Devil, he said "I heard what Peter had to say
  But I'm sorry to tell you son, Today in Hell is Nigger Day."
  Damn, don't you wish you were a nigger?
Gaming Slashdot Ratings? by Anonymous Coward · 2009-01-18 23:16 · Score: -1, Offtopic

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1. Re:Gaming Slashdot Ratings? by Anonymous Coward · 2009-01-18 23:36 · Score: -1, Offtopic
  
  A giant customized Starbucks in Cupertino California where lattes and no soy skim macchiatos are given out free to all employees. The background music involves a playlist of Nora Jones, David Matthews, John Mayer, and Bono on loop from an Ipod docked somewhere in the Apple/Starbucks facility. Hours are long but morale is surprising high as developers, hardware and software, are given 30 minute breaks to masturbate to the new itunes interface.
  All developers sit at cafe type tables with a Mac Book Pro while their lord and master Steve Jobs stands deskless in his predictable attire of a turtleneck and jeans. In fact, this is the preferred (mandatory) dress code at Apple. Jobs walks around to each and every department, separated by latte and vegan preferences, and checks on the performance and efficiency of his developers. At any given point in the day one may see Mr Jobs yelling at a programmer for not implementing a button in the perfect shade of corn flower blue (#6495ED) and immediately sends him to the apple punitive chamber, consisting of a HP Compaq running Vista Basic.
  There are 2 software development departments and 2 hardware development sections in Apple. For software there is the Apple core team, Apple Open Source team. In hardware there is the Apple systems and management team and the iDevice team. Since the OSX kernel consists of a BSD darwin kernel there is no real need for low level programmers and as such the entirety of the Apple core team consists of UI designers and photoshop junkies. All software churned out from the core team is designed in a program strikingly similar to Visual Studio's form designer but with Cocoa Objective C generated instead. The 16 hour day (Jobs demands 16 hour days since he himself never sleeps) of a core dev involves lining up the right shade of chrome with the latest photoshopped graphite button and maintaining the correct color scheme, not an easy job at all.
  The Apple open source team involves a little bit more coding, which is mandated to be done in TextEdit or the option of a $80 third party mac text editor. The Apple open source team doesn't actually create much code but searches the internet for interesting BSD licensed software and modifies it as it's own through obfuscation and conversion to objective C. Many of the items a mac user sees comes from the open source world stamped by apple such as the ability to play music taken from 67 different originally linux based players, CD burning, and the overall ability to click a mouse. Apple's legal department has no qualms about this practice and has assured many that since most of the code is BSD and if any is GPLed many Linux hippies should be grateful that Apple fostered WebKit by using KHTML and adding some Gecko bloat. Perhaps one of the most important items that the open source team has done to date is use parts of the FreeBSD to keep the kernel up to date.
  There's not much to say about the Apple systems and management team. I suppose they can be classified in to desktop and laptop systems. Because hardware work is beneath Apple in general and thought of being only worthy of Windows Users and as such can be found working on these beauties in the starbucks bathroom. Desktops are currently made by buying dell machines and putting them in Lian Li cases, where the majority of the costs goes to buying titanium Apple emblems to paste on the sides. Laptops consists of the rebranding of only the most silver and black Sony Viaos but talk has been going around about rebranding Asus EeePCs for a new Apple netbook but you didn't hear that from me, for fear of my life.
  The iDevice team's job is to develop for the ipod, iphone, itouch, and many other portable electronics apple may release in the future. Their jobs are very interconnected with the open source team as well as the core dev team. Using firmware from random samsung devices and giving it an OSX skin the ipod stands as a shining example that infringement only applies to greasy file sharers and that the music player remains the best in market
2. Re:Gaming Slashdot Ratings? by Anonymous Coward · 2009-01-19 05:37 · Score: -1, Offtopic
  
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You can take a nigger out of the jungle... by Anonymous Coward · 2009-01-18 23:23 · Score: -1, Offtopic

but you can't take the jungle out of a nigger!
Pittsburgh police detectives are trying to identify a man who sexually
assaulted two women this week in Shadyside and Hazelwood by crawling
through open windows.
The rapist assaulted the first woman in the early morning hours
Wednesday and the second Thursday morning.
"I understand its been hot and humid and people leave their windows
open, but people need to make sure they do so in a way so that someone
can't gain entry to their house," Pittsburgh police Deputy Chief Earl
Woodyard said.
Police described the suspect as a thin black man in his 20s, between
5-foot-7 and 6 feet tall. He had braided hair and wore a do-rag, police
said.
In the first assault, he crawled through an open, first-floor window of
an apartment building in the 6300 block of Fifth Avenue in Shadyside
between 1:15 a.m. and 1:30 a.m. The woman living there was sleeping and
heard a noise but didn't get up to investigate. He entered the woman's
bedroom and sexually assaulted her before leaving through the front
door, Woodyard said.
About 7:30 a.m. on Thursday, a woman living in a multi-unit home in the
700 block of Hazelwood Avenue in Hazelwood awoke to find a man in her
bedroom. The man, who fit the description of the Shadyside attacker,
held a do rag over his face as he sexually assaulted the woman, Woodyard
said. The suspect had crawled through an open window.
When the suspect left the Hazelwood victim's apartment, she saw him
drive away in a tan, newermodel sedan. That victim told police her
attacker smelled heavily of cologne.
"Because the second victim didn't hear any noises, but awoke to find him
in her bedroom, we don't know how long he was in the apartment,"
Woodyard said. "We also don't know if anything was taken from the
victims during either assault."
In both incidents, the victims screamed once, and the suspect told them
to stop. But both victims screamed again.
Woodyard said the suspect didn't threaten either victim with a weapon.
"It's possible he may get more courageous and strike again since both of
these incidents happened so close together," Woodyard said.
"Particularly since the second assault happened at a time when it's
light outside and people are moving about."
Police are investigating whether the suspect targeted the women in
advance. The first victim is married, but was home alone, and the second
victim lived alone, Woodyard said. Both victims are in their 20s.
Woodyard said investigators are encouraging any other victims or anyone
with information to call city sex crimes detectives at 4123237141.
Re:Not released? by Anonymous Coward · 2009-01-18 23:33 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Hey, Libertarians!
Guess what? Our government is itself the product of a market system. Cities like New York, London, and San Francisco are successful precisely *because* of their enormous governments--they compete for capital, talent, and prestige against cities with small, ineffectual governments that are unable to effectively lure and corral said capital, talent, and prestige. And as goes the city, so go city-states and nations: Somalia, being a libertarian paradise, is a rather unpleasant place to live for non-ideologues. Somalians, those who can, vote with their feet and leave.
Now go suckle Ayn Rand's rotten tits some more and leave the rest of us alone, you stupid fucking Paultards.
Re:Apple Computer, the Homosexual's Favorite by calmofthestorm · 2009-01-18 23:40 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Best. Troll. Evar. You actually had me going until the Bonzai Buddy. But even despite this, and my comment, I'm sure /someone/ will take it seriously.
You missed a great opportunity though. The rainbow apple with a bite taken out is thought by many [citation needed][weasel words] to be an homage to celebrated computer scientist Alan Turing. Turing was homosexual, and died (thought to be a suicide) by eating an apple laced with cyanide.

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93rd rule of Slashdot: No matter how obvious my sarcasm is, my comment will be taken seriously by someone.
Re:I've seen it by Anonymous Coward · 2009-01-18 23:41 · Score: -1, Offtopic

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Re:Apple Computer, the Homosexual's Favorite by Anonymous Coward · 2009-01-18 23:46 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Nah, this is a blatant and shameless copy/paste job from Shelly the Republican's Freedom Blog. And besides, we all know the best troll ever is think about your breathing.
How to Falsify Evolution by Anonymous Coward · 2009-01-18 23:49 · Score: -1, Offtopic

Any theory that does not provide a method to falsify and validate its claims is a useless theory.
Example; if someone said a watermelon is blue on the inside, but turns red when you cut it open, how could you prove them wrong? How could they prove they're right?
You couldn't and they can't. There is no method available to confirm or disprove what was said about the watermelon. Therefore we can dismiss the theory of the blue interior of watermelons as being pure speculation and guess work, not science. You can not say something is true without demonstrating how it is not false, and you can not say something is not true without demonstrating how it is false. Any theory that can not explain how to both validate and falsify its claims in this manner can not be taken seriously. If one could demonstrate clearly that the watermelon appears to indeed be blue inside, without being able to demonstrate what colors it is not, we still have no absolute confirmation of its color. That is to say asserting something is the way it is, without being able to assert what it is not, is a useless claim. Therefore, in order for any theory to be confirmed to be true, it must be shown how to both validate and falsify its claims. It is circular reasoning to be able to validate something, without saying how to falsify it, or vice versa. This is the nature of verification and falsification. Both must be clearly demonstrated in order for a theory to be confirmed to be true or false. Something can not be proven to be true without showing that it is not false, and something can not be proven to be not true, unless it can be proven to be false.
Unfortunately, Darwin never properly demonstrated how to falsify his theory, which means evolution has not properly been proven, since it has never been demonstrated what the evidence does not suggest. In the event that evolution is not true, there should be a clear and defined method of reasoning to prove such by demonstrating through evidence that one could not possibly make any alternative conclussions based on said evidence. It is for this reason we must be extremely skeptical of how the evidence has been used to support evolution for lack of proper method of falsification, especially when the actual evidence directly contradicts the theory. If it can be demonstrated how to properly falsify evolution, regardless if evolution is true or not, only then can evolution ever be proven or disproved.
It will now be demonstrated that Darwin never told us how to properly falsify evolution, which will also show why no one can claim to have disproved or proven the theory, until now. It must be able to be demonstrated that if evolution were false, how to go about proving that, and while Darwin indeed made a few statements on this issue, his statements were not adequate or honest. In order to show Darwin's own falsification ideas are inadequate, rather than discussing them and disproving them individually, all that needs to be done is demonstrate a proper falsification argument for evolution theory. That is to say if the following falsification is valid, and can not show evolution to be false, then evolution theory would be proven true by way of deductive reasoning. That is the essence of falsification; if it can be shown that something is not false, it must therefore be true.
So the following falsification method must be the perfect counter to Darwin's validation method, and would therefore prove evolution to be true in the event this falsification method can not show evolution to be false. As said before; if something is not false, it must therefore be true. This would confirm the accuracy of this falsification method, which all theories must have, and show that Darwin did not properly show how evolution could be falsified, in the event that evolution was not true. In order to show evolution is not false (thereby proving it to be true), we must be able to show how it would be false, if it were. Without being able to falsify evolution in this manner, you can not validate it either. If
Re:Not released? by Anonymous Coward · 2009-01-19 00:18 · Score: -1, Offtopic
I'm glad I don't have a whole country full of deceitful, greedy kikes stealing all my water and land anywhere near me. Fucking Jews can't just live in peace. They have to steal other people's land. Our national economy is collapsing from the Jewbanks doing their usual Jewthing. You see, with Jews, you lose. That's how THEY win. They WIN by making YOU lose. So let's lose the Jews.
Global warming could be swiftly solved if we incinerated all of the Jews. Their ashes would be ejected into the upper atmosphere, where they would block some sunlight from hitting the earth. The economy would improve thanks to the absence of Jewish predatory lending, and it would buy us time to deal with climate change. Two birds, one stone.
Fun with Facts:
- Isreal has a Jewish population of 5,309,000.
- America has a Jewish population of 5,275,000.
Guess who really owns America? Hint hint, it isn't the Americans.
Re:Apple Computer, the Homosexual's Favorite by TheVelvetFlamebait · 2009-01-19 04:38 · Score: 0, Offtopic

Best. Troll. Evar.
I have to agree. Not too obvious to be lame, not too crass to be disgusting, not too subtle to stop it being hilariously funny. Mod GP funny!

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You know, there is a difference between trolling and pointing out the flaws in your reasoning. Just saying.