Slashdot Mirror
The Science and Physics of Back To the Future
overthinkingit writes "A scientist has tried to apply serious math and physics, including the Law of Cosines, to analyze how the DeLorean in Back to the Future travels through both Time AND Space: 'in order to pull off the kind of time travel we see in the Back To The Future trilogy — the kind where the traveler is transposed in time, but remains stationary in the same relative position to where he/she left — the DeLorean would have to be an outstanding space ship, in addition to its already laudable work as a time-ship. According to Doc Brown's stopwatch, Einstein the dog travels precisely one minute into the future on this first jump, arriving, relative to their frame of reference, at the same location he left. But how far has this reference frame itself traveled during that one minute?'"
Hello, and think about your breathing. Yes that's right, think about your breathing. Why you might ask? Well it's simple! Your brain usually takes care of breathing for you, but whenever you remember this, you must manually breathe! If you don't you will die. There are also many variations of this. For example, think about: Blinking! Swallowing saliva! How your feet feel in your socks! Your parents having hot sweaty sex! In conclusion, the think about your breathing troll is simply unbeatable. These 4 words can be thrown randomly into article text trolls, into sigs, into anything, and once seen, will force the victim to take care of his breathing manually! This goes far beyond the simple annoying or insulting trolls of yesteryear. In fact, by even responding to this troll, you are proving that it has claimed another victim -- You!