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Sniping Could Be the Next Killer iPod App

An anonymous Coward writes "Knights Armament Corp. who supply sniper rifles to the US military have developed a iPod Touch mounting system and software for the US Army M110 sniper rifle system. The use of off the shelf hardware no doubt cut costs and allowed rapid development of this system." If it automatically played a theme song after every head shot, this would be the coolest rifle accessory ever.

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  1. More gear! by barneco · · Score: 3, Funny

    Forget my aimpoint and NV gear...hook me up with the FLIR-enabled Ipod!

  2. Oblig by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    MMMONSTER KILL

  3. And with new iLife 09 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Photo face recognition can help you identify who you just shot!

  4. The Source from Knights Armaments by nweaver · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Knights Armaments page on both the software and the mounting system.

    Really allows you to reach out and touch someone with your iphone.

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  5. Keeps track of points by the4thdimension · · Score: 4, Funny

    The military was the last bastion of "pen and paper" score tracking. Thanks to Apple's great products and a little ingenuity, the DoD finally has a tool to automatically keep track of scores. All we need now is a database for it to upload to automatically via wireless, and we can have a global real-time kill count and score!

    1. Re:Keeps track of points by pak9rabid · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...the DoD finally has a tool to automatically keep track of scores.

      I believe the correct term is frags.

  6. Re:Out of line by Lightwarrior · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, I also found it tasteless. Center-of-mass hits are much more reliable than head shots.

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  7. Yay DRM by emag · · Score: 5, Funny

    Now in the middle of a "situation", snipers will get a "you have already authorized this iPod on 5 sniper rifles" error...

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  8. Re:Slashdotted by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 3, Funny

    No, I think that was just ESR making sure he gets his order in...

  9. Apple Military Equipment? by jason.sweet · · Score: 5, Funny

    So much for "Don't ask, don't tell."

  10. yeah by Trepidity · · Score: 5, Funny

    My eastern-european friends didn't like being sent cryptically named .wav files containing the Starcraft audio "WE REQUIRE MORE VESPENE GAS", either.

  11. Re:haha!!! by dreemernj · · Score: 4, Funny

    And now you can shoot from the "hip"

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  12. Re:Out of line by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Somebody needs to do something about Samzenpus and the garbage he puts out.

    Definitely. Someone should shoot him with an iPod-enabled sniper rifle.

  13. I guess it's time.... by 8127972 · · Score: 4, Funny
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  14. Re:Killer App by audunr · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes, and it comes bundled with the iPod Touch of Death.

  15. Yeah, this is going to be cheap. by dreemernj · · Score: 3, Funny

    But they are charging an arm and a leg for the wifi seeking missiles they are selling to our enemies.

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  16. Re:Theme song by cjjjer · · Score: 3, Funny

    Actually this should be played http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2b1D5w82yU

  17. Calibration by SoundGuyNoise · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do you calibrate its accuracy like a touchscreen and a stylus? Except with live human heads?

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  18. Re:Killer App by mnky-33 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Good job, you appear to have identified the pun in the article.

  19. Re:Out of line by revery · · Score: 5, Funny

    If it automatically played a theme song after every head shot, this would be the coolest rifle accessory ever.

    Am I the only one who found this attempt at humor disturbing and objectionable?

    Not only objectionable, but completely impractical. What kind of sniper would want to draw attention to his location by playing a theme song?

  20. Re:Out of line by couchslug · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's hilarious.

    (Sensitive people need a second, different internet.)

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  21. Re:Theme song by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 3, Funny
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  22. Re:Out of line by tmosley · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's the only type of orgy Slashdotters get invited to, so we have to take advantage of them when we can.

  23. Re:Out of line by tsm_sf · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm firmly convinced that 90% of all offenses taken spring from a deep-seated human desire for martyrdom and it's accompanying ego-expansion.

    Well, that's because you're an asshole.

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