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Oldest Weapons-grade Plutonium Found In Dump
Urchin writes "Researchers have just identified the first batch of weapons-grade plutonium ever made. The batch was produced as part of the Manhattan Project, but predates Trinity — the first nuclear weapon test — by seven months. It was unearthed in a waste pit at Hanford, Washington, inside a beaten up old safe."
Don't worry, it's only a matter of time before a crew of teenage crime-fighters mutates into existence. Hanford will then be the safest place in the world!
I just pooped your party.
By "Researchers" they mean "Homeland Security officers" who were contacted by "Police" who were contacted by "Hospital Staff" who had become sickened by "vagrants" admitted to emergency rooms with strange "green glowing skin" who had admitted to trying to sell a "Safe" they found in the "dump".
Namaste
At the cost of hundreds of thousands of civilian Japanese lives.
That's what happens when your Emperor and your military piss off America.
Richard Feynman mustn't have had access to this particular safe.
The real shame is that Doc Brown never had to get involved with terrorists after all.
Worst case scenario, you give a half-dozen people lung cancer. Not exactly an effective weapon.
Just make sure you don't detonate it in the smoking area, or you'll never even know if it was effective....
"City hall" in German is "Rathaus" Kinda explains a few things......