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Obama Keeps His Blackberry (And Gets a Sectera)

InternetVoting writes "After all the controversy surrounding Obama's Blackberry, word has come that he will get to keep it. Few details are available and neither the National Security Agency nor the White House are talking. The current rumor is that the Blackberry will be used exclusively for personal use and a Sectera Edge will be used for official communications."

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  1. He'll get it back under Ninnle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Once he's switched over US government IT systems to Ninnle, security will cease to be an issue, so a Blackberry running under Ninnle will be his to keep!

  2. Re:So, all this talk about Bush emails and... by characterZer0 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I'll bite. No. Which shell can?

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  3. Re:gotta keep 'em separated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The question I have for Obama is this: Who is stimulating the economy? Me, the guy who has provided 14 people good paying jobs and serves over 200,000 people per year with a flourishing business? Or, the single fat colored mammy sitting at home pregnant with her fourth child waiting for her next welfare check?

  4. Re:gotta keep 'em separated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Do you want the correct answer or the politically correct answer?

  5. Re:gotta keep 'em separated by fishbowl · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    He said "fat colored mammy", so I don't think he's interested in either answer.

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  6. Re:gotta keep 'em separated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Ironically, it's probably the single fat mammy. Assuming the four kids grow up to be gangbangers, and each kill three people, thats 12 criminals off the street dead saving us $120,000 per year on average EACH to incarcerate.
    Your contribution to the GDP : 14 x $40,000 = $560,000
    Fat nigger savings to the GDP : 12 x $120,000 = $1,440,000
    Plus the gangbangers will likely be killed and might provide income to the local hospitals, etc.

  7. Re:gotta keep 'em separated by characterZer0 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    You are employing 14 people.

    The bureaucracy to take care of the latter person employs far more than that.

    Too bad I can't pre-mod my own post as -1 Offtopic, -1 Flamebait, and -1 Stupid.

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  8. Re:gotta keep 'em separated by Hordeking · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Ironically, it's probably the single fat mammy. Assuming the four kids grow up to be gangbangers, and each kill three people, thats 12 criminals off the street dead saving us $120,000 per year on average EACH to incarcerate. Your contribution to the GDP : 14 x $40,000 = $560,000 Fat nigger savings to the GDP : 12 x $120,000 = $1,440,000 Plus the gangbangers will likely be killed and might provide income to the local hospitals, etc.

    I should be shocked at this callous outlook on human life, but I'm more impressed that someone took the time to do the math here.

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  9. Re:gotta keep 'em separated by geminidomino · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Ironically, it's probably the single fat mammy. Assuming the four kids grow up to be gangbangers, and each kill three people, thats 12 criminals off the street dead saving us $120,000 per year on average EACH to incarcerate.
    Your contribution to the GDP : 14 x $40,000 = $560,000
    Fat nigger savings to the GDP : 12 x $120,000 = $1,440,000
    Plus the gangbangers will likely be killed and might provide income to the local hospitals, etc.

    I should be shocked at this callous outlook on human life, but I'm more impressed that someone took the time to do the math here.

    Your ideas intrigue me. I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter.

    Except that he assumes that the dead will be bangers as well, as opposed to bystanders... flaw in methodology.

  10. No by unity100 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    me, my thick stick are going to provide your answer.