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Global Warming Irreversible, NOAA Scientist Finds

Tibor the Hun writes "NPR reports that Susan Solomon, one of the world's top climate scientists, finds in her new study that global warming is now irreversible. The study, published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, concludes that even if we could immediately cease our impact on pollution and greenhouse gasses emissions, global climate change would continue for more than a thousand years. The reason is the saturation of oceans with carbon dioxide. Her study looked at the consequences of long-term effect in terms of sea-level rise and drought."

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  1. First post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    We all gona die, but at least I got my first post...

    1. Re:First post by TubeSteak · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes, it's possible the planet will survive us -- in fact, it's more than likely that "the planet", the dirty ball of rock hurtling through space, will still be here.

      I move that if the human race is going to die off, the last survivors use nukes to crack the planet in half.
      If we can't have the planet, no one can.

      Does the motion have a second?

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  2. Re:OOOK by wrook · · Score: 5, Funny

    Absolutely! I hear you brother. I've totally lost confidence in *them*. Let's face it. Every time *they* have predicted the end of the world, *they* have been wrong. EVERY SINGLE TIME!

    I mean, if once -- only one time -- *they* got it right, I'd be willing to listen. But let's face it. *They* must be absolutely insane, because in my long life (and my father's and his father's before him) I have *never* EVEN ONCE died a horrible death from a world wide disaster of our own making.

    And like you say, technology *always* saves us (a fact that *they* are always too eager to sweep under the rug). Every time technology has saved us from imminent disaster, every single time mind you, it has been *technology* that has saved us. *They* would have us think that there are limits to what technology can do for us. But who are *they* anyway to say such nonsense. Let's just look at history.

    I'm just so tired of all this crap. I say, let's forget these stupid scare mongers and get back to something *important* like getting terrorists out of our beautiful country!
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  3. Re:Nothing New by syousef · · Score: 4, Funny

    A horrible misrepresentation of a text like that'll garner you a C- at best by anyone who has actually read the book

    You new here? We don't even have the patience to read an article, let alone a book. As for that C- we're use to getting them after spending too much time on /.

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  4. Re:""If you can invent an easy process..." by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 4, Funny

    No good. We need those for paper towels and houses.