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Toothy Racoon Bit Off Manhood

Posted by samzenpus on from the to-chew-off-the-penis-of-his-rival dept.

Ian-K writes "The Sun has a story about a man lost his 'tool' while trying to rape a raccoon. An observant reader over at ATS pointed out that luckily it wasn't a squirrel, or he may have also lost his nuts." I hope he can make something positive out of this experience, like talking at schools to warn kids about the dangers of oral sex with a raccoon.

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  1. Darwin awards? by Charles+Dodgeson · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I know that the article offers a hint of a positive prognosis "getting things working again." But if that prognosis turns out to be false hope, then this guy should get nominated for the Darwin Awards.

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