Comrade, You Are So Not Getting a Dell
theodp writes "At the World Economic Forum, Michael Dell's pitch to help Russia with its computers got the cold-as-Siberia shoulder from Prime Minister Vladimir Putin. 'We don't need help,' shot back Putin. 'We are not invalids. We don't have limited mental capacity' (video — rant starts at 1:24). 'Our programmers are some of the best in the world,' Putin continued. 'No one would contest that here — not even our Indian colleagues.'"
In Soviet Russia, polonium 210 gets you. (said without a trace of irony)
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...help pitches YOU! ...programming talent has YOU! ...botnets control YOU! ...malware writes YOU! ...Windows boxes infect YOU!
Hm, I wonder what Polonium tastes like, because right now my Pepsi
Damn. Beat me to it.