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Java EE 6 Platform Draft Published

Posted by Soulskill on from the rather-drafty dept.

synodinos writes "The public draft of the Java EE 6 Platform specification has been published and will remain open for public review and feedback until the 23rd of Feb, 2009. Perhaps the most notable part of this delayed draft is the Web Profile, which is first profile in the history of the Java EE platform. The draft is available for download and contains both the Java EE 6 Spec and the Web Profile Spec. There is a poll running at java.net regarding what the community thinks about the new spec. Although participation is yet rather small the results tend to show that the released draft did not cause any excitement."

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  1. Re:Java by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I'm calling bullshit. The Gorilla penis is 2 inches long. Either you're hung like a chinaman, or you'd be hitting her cervix -- and any girl who's visited a gynecologist will tell you that it's quite painful.

  2. Re:Java by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    How do you write this shit fast enough to get a first post?

  3. Re:Java by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    OP here. I'm actually a former zoology professor who was forced to leave my native Japan after my employer, the University of Tokyo, demanded that I resign after 24 years of tenured service. It was one of the most painful experiences of my life for two reasons: (1) I had to leave my alma mater and (2) I was no longer allowed to see Tomoko, the baboon I fell in love with.

    One of my graduate students had noticed that I was spending too much after-hours time in Tomoko's cage. I would emerge at strange hours in the early morning reeking of estrus piss while covered with thick, beige hair. My early days in the jungles of Sumatra and Borneo had a long-lasting effect. Anyway, my grad students had secretly reported me to the Dean and they set me up. Tomoko cried and wailed when she saw the university cops take me away.

    I used my wealth to move to Java, where men are men and anything with a butthole is a woman :)

  4. Re:Java by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Look I posted lower and when I started writing there were 10 posts, and innocently, i was happy with post number 11 (two ones are better than one, right?)

    when I posted BAM! another post! damn! I think these guys write their stuff in notepad save it and then - omg a story! quickly copy-paste.

     

  5. Re:Java by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    There's no cervix up the ass.