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Human-Animal Hybrids Fail

Posted by timothy on from the good-help-hard-to-find dept.

SailorSpork writes "Fans of furries and anime-style cat girls will be disappointed by the news that attempts to create human animal hybrids have failed. Experiments by British scientists to create embryonic stem cells by putting human DNA into cow or rabbit eggs had raised ethical concerns, but the question of how we would treat sub-humans will have to wait until we actually figure out how to make them."

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  1. How we would treat 'sub-humans' by 0racle · · Score: 5, Funny

    I believe that, at least in the case of cat-girls and bunny-girls, that question has already been answered.

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    1. Re:How we would treat 'sub-humans' by Kranerian · · Score: 5, Funny

      Ask not how you would treat a catgirl, but how a catgirl would "treat" you.

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    2. Re:How we would treat 'sub-humans' by LoRdTAW · · Score: 3, Funny

      Have you ever seen a cats tongue and teeth or rabbit teeth? I don't want those any where near my privates. And how does a furry shave? I don't want cat/rabbit hair in my mouth. The eight breasts might be difficult to design lingerie for. Ok I think I have to take a shower now.

    3. Re:How we would treat 'sub-humans' by eonlabs · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't forget to spay or neuter your cat-girls

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    4. Re:How we would treat 'sub-humans' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      If you've got to neuter your cat-girl then something went VERY wrong.

    5. Re:How we would treat 'sub-humans' by evilkasper · · Score: 3, Funny

      IT'S A TRAP!!!!

    6. Re:How we would treat 'sub-humans' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      How we would treat 'sub-humans'?

      Probrably the same thing we do today. Put them in the White House and Congress.

  2. Rabbit eggs? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Rabbit eggs? I guess the easter bunny has to make money somehow in the off-season.

  3. We'd treat them the same way we treat furries by jollyreaper · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hierarchy of geekdom. Published scifi authors at the top, furries at the bottom, erotic furries below that.

    http://www.brunching.com/geekhierarchy.html

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  4. Re:Granted I'm not a geneticist... by PPH · · Score: 4, Funny

    The chimps wouldn't hold still while the scientists tried to have sex with them.

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  5. Re:Granted I'm not a geneticist... by Racemaniac · · Score: 3, Funny

    and there is a demand for cow humans, and cows are sexy?

  6. No wonder it doesn't work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "putting human DNA into cow or rabbit eggs"

    No wonder it doesn't work. Cows don't even lay eggs!! Must be the UN scientists...

  7. Re:Granted I'm not a geneticist... by greenreaper · · Score: 4, Funny

    You haven't played WoW recently, have you? Those Tauren babes . . . well, let's just say they serve a damn fine milkshake, if you know what I mean.

  8. Re:I'm tired of you ethical moralists by greenreaper · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm fine with people sorting ethics out in their own minds. It's when they start saying "hey, you can't do this unless and until I think it's OK" that I have a problem.
    If you want government grants for this kind of stuff, sure. Your funding comes from taxpayers, they have to approve it. If it's a matter of some guy creating human-animal hybrids on his own personal island, I don't see that it's anyone else's business.

  9. Re:Granted I'm not a geneticist... by philspear · · Score: 5, Funny

    The point of the hybrids mentioned isn't to make freakish movie monsters or vile fringe-wank material

    Now he tells me. I'm off to drop out of my graduate genetics program.

  10. Re:That's already been answered in comic form by Talderas · · Score: 5, Funny

    I would like to propose an addendum to Rule 34.

    If you can imagine it, there is porn and a wiki for it.

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  11. What one earth? by xerxesVII · · Score: 3, Funny

    SailorSpork writes "Fans of furries and anime-style cat girls ..."

    I call bullshit on this right out the gate.

    There is NO SUCH THING as a fan of a furry.

    None.

    Furries are mocked and persecuted throughout the internets. In real life, parents (realizing that it is too late to leave them hobbled in the woods) disown them. The feeble-minded openly deride them. Even juggaloes cannot abide the presence of furries.

    I understand the occasional grammar or spelling mixup. I really do. But to allow such an egregious error to be posted is on par with a summary detailing the efforts of General Fred Rogers leading his unicorn cavalry against the Mongolian horde.

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    "We shall grapple with the ineffable, and see if we may not eff it after all." - Douglas Adams
  12. Re:Granted I'm not a geneticist... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, I don't know what you mean, thank God!