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Why Windows Must (and Will) Go Open Source

Attila Dimedici writes "Charles Babcock of Information Week published an interesting article suggesting that Microsoft will have to at least to some degree take Windows open source if they want to stay in business. He suggests that the money to be made from the things MS builds on top of Windows (Office, Server, SQL Server, Exchange, Sharepoint, etc.) is so much greater than what can be made from Windows itself that MS will have to give up the revenue stream from Windows in order to maintain these other, more valuable, revenue streams."

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  1. Ha hahaaa ha haha. by AltGrendel · · Score: 5, Funny

    Gosh, I laughed so hard at that.
    Oh goodness, that is so funny. Microsoft going open source with Windows.
    Snort
    Man, it hurts to laugh now.

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  2. Sure by should_be_linear · · Score: 2, Funny

    and first step towards FOSS crowd, almost finished after 10 years in MS research labs, is FUCKING GRUB SUPPORT.

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    1. Re:Sure by sisina · · Score: 5, Funny

      I can see where this would be difficult to implement. Beetle larvae are too young for sexual reproduction.

  3. Re:The day Windows goes open source... by Aazzkkimm · · Score: 3, Funny

    I was going to point out that Steve Ballmer has to die eventually, but then I realized that he'll still be sweating when he's in Hell...

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  4. Re:Nonsense by Rogerborg · · Score: 5, Funny

    They have clear market dominance now, but it's slipping.

    [citation needed].

    Wishing doesn't make it so. The shift, if any, is to MacOS, which took an open source OS and locked the fucker down. I want a family sized blunt of whatever the article author is smoking.

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  5. Re:Nonsense by Insaniac99 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Windows is not ready for the desktop.

  6. Re:There is too much money in Windows by Rogerborg · · Score: 2, Funny

    They don't pay for the OS, noob: it comes free with the computer.

    Look, you brought up PHBs. Let's not pretend that they're smarterer than they are.

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  7. Re:The day Windows goes open source... by binarylarry · · Score: 2, Funny

    Come on, Steve's not a bad guy.

    He's just kind of crazy.

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  8. Re:New John Dvorak by binarylarry · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nah, if this was Dvorak it would have been like:

    "Why Linux Must (and Will) Run on Windows By 2011"

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  9. Free is too expensive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    When it comes to Windows, free is still too expensive.

  10. Re:There is too much money in Windows by Malevolyn · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wow! Microsoft makes 211% profit? Incredible!

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  11. Re:Nonsense by setagllib · · Score: 5, Funny

    Microsoft already has Linux labs, wherein they probably torture Linux installations to extract strategic information.

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  12. Re:Nonsense by palegray.net · · Score: 4, Funny

    Leave it to Microsoft to make things complicated. All that time spent torturing those boxes, when all they had to do was apt-get install answers-devel. Sigh.

  13. Re:Nonsense by FatdogHaiku · · Score: 4, Funny

    Microsoft already has Linux labs, wherein they probably torture Linux installations to extract strategic information.

    Fortunately most chipsets do not take well to waterboarding and the system is soon out of it's misery.

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  14. Re:Nonsense by dubbreak · · Score: 5, Funny

    sudoapt-get install answers-devel

    There fixed that for yah. No torture necessary, you just need ask the right way.

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  15. Re:Nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Get with the times - they used enhanced interrogation, not torture; it's only torture if it's done to punish.

    Anyway, they don't need to punish the distros in their Redmond lairs^H^H^H^H^Hlabs - they already do that with NTFS.

  16. Re:MS Linux by mvdw · · Score: 2, Funny

    Xenix, anyone?

  17. Re:Nonsense by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, but then the Microsoft version of Linux pops up a dialog box, and says:

    Linux needs your permission to continue.

    If you started this action, you're already crazy, so go away.

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  18. Re:Nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The biggest problem with Microsoft making anything open source would be that everyone will laugh.

  19. You're doing it wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    > Fortunately most chipsets do not take well to waterboarding and the system is soon out of it's misery.

    Actually, they use mineral oil instead of water, but the word mineralboarding sounds funny.

  20. Re:Nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    sudoapt-get install answers-devel

    There fixed that for yah. No torture necessary, you just need ask the right way.

    I was thinking "sudo install devel-devel-devel-devel". www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMU0tzLwhbE

  21. Re:Nonsense by kutulu13 · · Score: 4, Funny

    sudoapt-get install answers-devel

    There fixed that for yah. No torture necessary, you just need ask the right way.

    actually it would be "sudo apt-get install developers-developers-developers-developers"

  22. Re:Nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    They don't need sudo if they're already running as super user.

  23. Re:Experts saw it coming nine years ago. by daveime · · Score: 4, Funny

    Windows has consistently failed to deliver what customers want, but free software does that by definition

    What, fail to deliver what customers want ?

  24. Yeah right.. by chord.wav · · Score: 3, Funny

    And Coca-Cola should open source their recipee too! Cause they already have such a big market share that it would be impossible for anyone to beat them... C'mon!

  25. Re:Nonsense by Dragonslicer · · Score: 2, Funny

    MS's revenue stream will increasingly become the annual license fee.

    You missed the future tense there, didn't you?