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CNN Uses P2P Video & Adds Terrible EULA

Futurepower(R) writes "CNN's use of software called Octoshape presents an incredibly abusive EULA. If you agree to the EULA, you agree that CNN can use your bandwidth, and that you will pay any costs. Also, you lose the right to monitor your own network traffic. You can't even use information collected by your own firewall. Quoting the EULA: 'You may not collect any information about communication in the network of computers that are operating the Software or about the other users of the Software by monitoring, interdicting or intercepting any process of the Software. Octoshape recognizes that firewalls and anti-virus applications can collect such information, in which case you not are allowed to use or distribute such information.' "

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  1. shit, I already broke the EULA..... by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Funny

    Noticed how much upload bandwidth was being used and fired up Wireshark to figure out what was going on. Hang on a sec, there's a knock at the doo$*)&!&*()@*!)(*)(NO CARRIER

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    1. Re:shit, I already broke the EULA..... by characterZer0 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Who the hell knocks on your door, pushes you out of the way, pounds on they keyboard, types "NO CARRIER", and hits Submit?

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    2. Re:shit, I already broke the EULA..... by Sancho · · Score: 5, Funny

      What's a "NO CARRIER" joke?

  2. Tin foil hat by sstpm · · Score: 5, Funny

    CNN is providing us a service, making sure that Big Brother can't monitor what news stories we are watching. The EULA is there for our protection. Thank you, CNN!

  3. Well, they should have read my Eula by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 5, Funny

    I send an extra header in my http streams that contains a Eula stating that by responding to the request, they acknowledge that any Eula they present to me is null and void.

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  4. Re:Dear CNN, by Jurily · · Score: 4, Funny

    No.

    You misspelled "Fuck you."

  5. Any clue how to uninstall Octoshape? by chaosdivine69 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sorry for a newbie like question but anyone know how to uninstall this Octoshape plugin? I mindlessly clicked "agree" in a fleeting effort to watch live video on that plane that crashed into the Hudson river on one of my machines. For all I know I just signed away rights to my kidney and left "testie" too. Any info. would be appreciated... Cheers.

  6. Re:What If the router is mine? by rufty_tufty · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nope. You're completely liable for things outside of your control. This is thanks to the Because Act. This little known piece of international legislation is, in fact, at the heart of many of the most prominent legal actions in the world today. Much loved by the RIAA, MPAA and the US due to it's implicit allowal for random search and seizure, legal 'fishing trips', non-judicially warranted wire taps, and it's espousal of 'guilty until proven guilty' legislature; the entire text of the Because Act has been reproduced below:

    Because Act

    1. Because.

    1.1. Just, because.

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