Granny Fails Driving Test 771 Times
A 68-year-old grandmother has taken the driving test almost every working day since 2005 in the southwestern city of Jeonju, South Korea. She failed again Monday for the 771st time. "It was a record-breaking number here. I wonder if she will try it again for a 772nd time?" Choi Yong-Cheol, a police sergeant supervising the test in the city's Deokjingu district, told AFP. The woman tells a local newspaper that she will take the test until she passes. Police estimate she has spent almost five million won (3,600 dollars) to take the written test, with each test costing 6,000 won in addition to other expenses. It appears this woman is single-handedly fueling all bad driving stereotypes.
Imagine if she pass the test at the 772nd time? It'll be a huge party there! A national holiday! A historical day! Anyway, if she pass the test at any time it'll be a great thing! I hope the police don't see her future success as an injury.
But the scale of this woman's incompetence blows Maureen out of the water. How can someone fail that many times? How many years has she been at it, and how frequently does she retry it? Even if she's taking the test once a week, it's still well over a decade. Is this sheer pigheadedness, a deliberate world record attempt, or what?
Real Daleks don't climb stairs - they level the building.
"[771]... was a record-breaking number here"
Which begs the question: who was the moron who previously held the record at 770 tries? Did he get his drivers licence the 770:th time, or did he give up?
Meh.
Are they sure this isn't Bobby Lee (as "woman of indeterminate asian origin") just doing an elaborate and lengthy prank?
If libertarians are so opposed to effective government, why don't they all move to Somalia?