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  1. For something completely different or D'Oh! on Apple's "Warrant Canary" Has Died · · Score: 1

    That seems to me this is when The Simpsons meets Monty Python's Dead Canary sketch! http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net...

  2. For Java programmers only on If Java Wasn't Cool 10 Years Ago, What About Now? · · Score: 1

    If Java is not cool, when Java was?

  3. Code changes on Why Software Builds Fail · · Score: 1

    Everybody knows that code changes and mistakes are made. Then, every fix is an opportunity to make it better, stronger and reliable. When this happens developers loses compatibility and such. There is no way to keep code building everytime without errors. Building is a continuous process that the maintainers will keep code up for the rest of the software's life. Good luck and thanks for all the fish.

  4. Learn Java instead! on Ask Slashdot: Best Way to Learn C# For Game Programming? · · Score: 1

    What about learning Java instead? It's free and it has free frameworks and IDEs too!

  5. You could imagine this on Disney Buys Marvel For $4B · · Score: 1

    http://fsb.zedge.net/content/9/9/5/8/1-2487054-9958-t.jpg Found using google! Imagine a crossover with Howard, the Duck with Donald Duck!

  6. If there was no initial comment on Equestrian Wedding · · Score: 1

    I would probably understand that it was a horse wedding...

  7. Occam's Razor on Evacuation Plan · · Score: 1

    Just Keep It Simple, Stupid! Or if you prefer Keep it Short and Simple!

  8. Bond, you know the rest... on Healing Wounds With Diamonds · · Score: 1

    Just remembered me that: "Diamonds are forever!" and ever! Imagine in a nuclear holocaust: Diamonds will survive...

  9. Ride of the ... on The Running Of The Brides · · Score: 1

    Somehow it remembers me "The Ride of the Valkyries". Ok! Mixing my imagination and adding the wedding costumes you can get: "The Wedding of the Valkyries". No nuptial march, just the Wagner opera. Fourteen hours of wedding!

  10. they aren't the best interior decorator... on Primer Kids · · Score: 1

    ... but they think It's lot a fun!!!

  11. Fasten your seat belts... on Toilet Belt · · Score: 1

    ... and imagine what can happens on sudden break.

  12. Hamsters on Animal Atlasphere · · Score: 1

    That's the better way humans can know how hamsters feels inside a hamster ball.

  13. Soon it will be on The Future Soon · · Score: 1

    Yeah! The picture looks like art with junk. But remember those hard times when we were children and with junk art: we predicted the future! Soon it will be!

  14. Success at the 772nd time on Granny Fails Driving Test 771 Times · · Score: 1

    Imagine if she pass the test at the 772nd time? It'll be a huge party there! A national holiday! A historical day! Anyway, if she pass the test at any time it'll be a great thing! I hope the police don't see her future success as an injury.

  15. Security Issue on Electric Pool · · Score: 1

    Let's talk about safety today. Oh, really? What the f* is SAFETY in this case?

  16. Does the kid breath? on Stuck In The Middle · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think that there's some kind of oxigen bubble in his head or mask connected to a pure air oxigen tube. Or the boy can hold his breath during the trip for some reason that we cannot understand... Use your imagination.