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Oldest Human Hair Discovered In Fossilized Poop

goran72 writes "A new study has suggested that strands discovered in fossil hyena poop found in a South African cave could be the oldest-known human hairs. According to a report in National Geographic News, researchers discovered the rock-hard hyena dung near the Sterkfontein caves, where many early human ancestor fossils have been found."

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  1. Multiple discoveries! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oldest known human hair.
    Oldest known person eaten by a hyena!

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    1. Re:Multiple discoveries! by rubycodez · · Score: 4, Funny

      oldest human in turd form, besting Dick Cheney's record!

  2. Re:Could be? by Dr.+Hellno · · Score: 5, Informative

    the article is actually pretty careful about not asserting this as fact. The article only asserts that hairs were found with "wavy bands of scales" which suggest modern primates. Human hairs closest resemble these hairs, so it's possible that they come from an early human species.

  3. Re:Slashdot now officially publishes ... by ptx0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Shit that matters!

  4. someone has to say it by plopez · · Score: 3, Funny

    talk about a bad hair day...

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  5. Re:Could be? by jd · · Score: 3, Informative

    It was discovered not long ago that hair itself contains cells, not just the follicles, and that the hair protects those cells against damage. This has been a massive boon to archaeological DNA studies, as it massively reduces contamination as well as reducing loss of information.

    The discovery was made during studies of the hair of woolly mammoth. It's a fascinating line of research and one that is under-utilized at present

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  6. Same Old Story by hyades1 · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Hey Ogg, I bet those guys who had the really good dope are camped in that cave in Dark Valley."

    "I think you're right, Targ. Listen...you can hear them laughing their heads off."

    "Let's go see if they'll let us have some."

    "Good plan, Ogg."

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