How Google Decides To Cancel a Project
The New York Times is running a story about the criteria involved when Google scraps one of their projects. While a project's popularity among users is important, Google also examines whether they can get enough employees interested in it, and whether it has a large enough scope — they prefer not to waste time solving minor problems. The article takes a look at the specific reasons behind the recent cancellation of several products.
"Dennis Crowley, one of two co-founders who sold Dodgeball to Google in 2005 and stayed on, said that he had trouble competing for the attention of other Google engineers to expand the service. 'If you're a product manager, you have to recruit people and their "20 percent time."' ... [Jeff Huber, the company's senior vice president of engineering] said that Google eventually concluded that Dodgeball's vision was too narrow. ... Still, Google found the concepts behind Dodgeball intriguing, and early this month, it released Google Latitude, an add-on to Google Maps that allows people to share their location with friends and family members. It's more sophisticated than Dodgeball, with automatic location tracking and more options for privacy and communication."
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Google has the benefit of having a lot of employees, a lot of goodwill, and a lot of money, so when it takes the "throw shit at the wall and see what sticks" business strategy, things have a way of working out for them.
But would this work for anyone else? Maybe Apple.
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Gotta' love that crime-ridden nigger, who just stole $700 Billion of you dollars and handed it over to the irresponsible.
Those who promote forced redistribution of wealth should be in prison.
Anything not in beta goes onto the Mad Maxian wheel. It's then spun by Tina Turner and whichever project it lands on gets thrown out.
The only things of googles that I use is the search engine, youtube and hosted jQuery, in my opinion almost everything else sucks. It seems to me that sucking heavily is a requirement for getting a project accepted at the googleplex.
An analytics service that relies on javascript, some Win32 software and a bunch of sloppy API's and kooky, modified 3rd party code.
Oh and Google, can you please stop using using document.write? I'm sick of having XHTML compliance in a spec and having to waste time hacking around your stupidity on the clients dollar.
If you have to recruit engineers to work on your project, that might be an indication its time to move on.
We need a follow-up story, "How Google decides whether or not to label something Beta". I'm guessing it involves dart boards, hookers, and cocaine.
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Now when I need confirmation that 2+2=4, Google isn't there to help. What a letdown.
Usually the CEO contracts AIDS and resigns himself to a lesser public role in the company, then might mysteriously disappear like bin Laden.
I just thought Marissa Mayer gets to decide what flies or not.
At Microsoft, you would need another 20% time for project management to decide what resources to recruit, how to recruit them, schedule the recruitment, and create a matrix to determine whether their 20% time was paying off.
With the current rate of spending natural resources, we'll need 6 planets as big as earth to make the consumers happy. If you are dissatistfied with this situation the only thing you can do is to slow down the circulation of money.
The economic "crisis" is the best thing that happened to mankind since linux. Google will have to follow sooner or later.
I had found out about grand central right at the time google bought it. That was quite some time ago. I would love to see if it is still alive, and "coming soon" or canceled, but google is absolutely horrible at letting people know the status of new projects. Look how long it took them to take dodgeball into something released. With no information in the meantime to interested users...
What are we going to do tonight Brain?
Umm, it still exists, and it has been in open beta for a long time.
Google, the world's largest non-evil corporation, has released Stalkertude, which allows you to share your location in real time with your dearest friends from all your social networks and blogs, that guy your friend gave your LiveJournal username to when you were both drunk and anyone you've ever sent or received a message to or from on GMail. And your boss.
Stalkertude allows you to broadcast where you are at all times. It supports all current smartphones except that stupid iThing from Cupertino. If you're using Google Chrome, you can automatically share your location from your laptop too!
Stalkertude comes preinstalled on the Google Notepad netbook, a free Android-based mini-laptop to keep you connected wherever you go. The laptop maintains and archives a complete record of your life in text, video and audio form with the twelve built-in webcams and microphones dotted around the casing, plus samples of your DNA from the keys. The data is transmitted to the Google servers for your comfort and convenience and remains absolutely and entirely confidential between you and Google's marketing department. Tasteful and understated text ads are subliminally woven into the display pixels.
Privacy features are important to Stalkertude. You can trust us with your entire life record, even as we argue in court over Google StreetView that privacy doesn't exist in the modern world. Besides, better we have your complete dossier than Microsoft, right? And we'll only give it to the government if they, like, ask for it or something. That we've gathered so much data on you in the first place is in no way a danger to you. We promise we won't tell your husband, and that's what counts.
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if(investment > profit){cancel(newProject)}
Guess you better have enough pieces of flare if you want to keep your anti matter rocket engine project alive.
Just so everyone knows, Google Notebook lost all my notebooks one day after it was end-of-lifed. See here: http://www.google-problems.blogspot.com/ I could live with this, but they don't answer my calls ...
Sadly, no, its not. YOu can give them your information, and they will contact you when it opens back up again. (I have been waiting over a year, with no emails from them). Or, they are only doing the beta in a few area codes, which would make sense, but don't bother telling anyone which ones.
What are we going to do tonight Brain?