Collided Satellite Debris Coming Down?
Jamie found this Bad Astronomy blog on the many reports beginning about 7 hours ago of one or more fireballs in the sky across Texas. That blog's proprietor first doubted that the phenomena could be due to the satellites that collided in orbit last week, but later left the possibility open. The National Weather Service for Jackson, KY put out an announcement about possible explosions and earthquakes across the area and blamed the defunct satellites. "These pieces of debris have been causing sonic booms...resulting in the vibrations being felt by some residents...as well as flashes of light across the sky. The cloud of debris is likely the result of the recent in orbit collision of two satellites on Tuesday...February 10th when Kosmos 2251 crashed into Iridium 33."
An Austin TV station has more reports.
Those aren't debris, it's aliens attacking us!
Quick, where's Will Smith?!
Why don't those fucking commies just go to HELL where all Godless creatures belong !!!
It would be poetic for grayhound bus sized debris to slam into Bush's Crawford ranch, killing all inhabitents: George W. -- GHW -- Barb -- Cheney.
What a wonderful spring welcome from the Heavens this would be.
It would save us the expense of an international war crimes trial ... and subsequent executions by hanging or firing squad, broadcast world-wide in real-time, with and audiance of billions.
How economical!
How cost efficient!
It's idiot like you lot, who believe everything they read (or don't read in this case) that caused the sub-prime mortgage scams to bring our world into the state it is; Squawking about things you don't understand. Perhaps you should RTFA and take a remedial physics course. It's NOT the satellites! The pieces are FAR too small to even be SEEN burning up (which they won't for some time). Perhaps you should go back to your mosque and ask allah (I'm assuming that is where you got your information)why he lied to you, or get a REAL education! If you are too lazy/stupid for that, perhaps you can... R T F A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!