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How Do I Put Unused Servers To Work?

olyar writes "I worked for an internet start-up last year and during the 'we have plenty of money' phase, a lot of server hardware was purchased. Eight months later, there is very little money, but we're still plugging along — using only a fraction of the hardware. We just cleared out a co-lo and I now have a stack of 17, 1U servers in my garage. Each of those has 2 servers, each of which is a 2-processor, dual-core box with 8 GB of RAM. Add that up and I have 136 processors and 272 GB of RAM with nothing to do. The IT guy in me thinks that's a waste of FLOPS. The wanna-be businessman in me thinks its probably a waste of money as well. So I've been brainstorming ways to put all of that power to good use. Any ideas?"

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  1. Re:Donate to At Home Projects by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 5, Funny

    Have you thought about just selling the servers?

    Just leave the garage door open for a few hours one night, and the problem will probably take care of itself. :)

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  2. Well you could always benefit the hacker community by nightowl03d · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just install XP without any patches on them and hook them up to the internet without a firewall. I can assure you they will be fully utilized in short order.

  3. putting servers to work. by OglinTatas · · Score: 4, Funny

    Fire the busboys and have the unused servers bus tables. The bottom line is that you ultimately have to increase patron traffic if you want your business to thrive. Have you considered businessman's lunch specials? Really hot hostesses? Maybe your cook sucks? Change your menu.

  4. Host porn by chord.wav · · Score: 3, Funny

    Porn ALWAYS pays.

  5. Re:Donate to At Home Projects by c00rdb · · Score: 5, Funny

    127.0.0.1

  6. Re:Donate to At Home Projects by eldavojohn · · Score: 5, Funny

    127.0.0.1

    Oh my god, that moron is running SSH that gives me root access with the same basic password I use! Learn to use a Firewall or use a better password, n00b!

    Here comes a big fat rm -rf / {#`%${%&`+'${`%&NO CARRIER")

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    My work here is dung.
  7. Re:Donate to At Home Projects by hab136 · · Score: 4, Funny

    You mean ::1

    Not even jokes are IPv6 compliant.