Shuttleworth Announces Karmic Koala
An anonymous reader writes to mention that Mark Shuttleworth has announced the next release in the horribly alliterative Ubuntu family, "Karmic Koala." The new version hopes to include a newer, shinier, faster startup, better small screen support, a spruced-up desktop look (no more brown), and many minor tweaks and updates. "A newborn Koala spends about six months in the family before it heads off into the wild alone. Sounds about perfect for an Ubuntu release
plan! I'm looking forward to seeing many of you in Barcelona, and before
that, at a Jaunty release party. Till then, cheers."
Now we only have to wait through the 'L' release until they can finally use "Masturbating Monkey".
Question everything
I say they let Little Orphan Annie name the next release... "Leapin' Lizards!"
I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.