DARPA Creates Remote Controlled Insects
EmagGeek writes "Attempts by the US Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA) to create cybernetic insects (hybrids of biological and electronic 'bugs') have yielded ultra-low power radios to control the bugs' flight and a method of powering those circuits by harvesting energy, according to research that will be reported this week at the IEEE International Solid-State Circuits Conference. 'Electrodes and a control chip are inserted into a moth during its pupal stage. When the moth emerges the electrodes stimulate its muscles to control its flight. I expect a run on bug zappers any day."
If you sign up now you won't get hive duty and can assist as a pollinator.
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What a waste of time. They are presenting papers about what their research goals are. They haven't actually done it yet.
There are other people with research goals to find a cure for cancer....but that's not news.
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But in QA they decided they were to buggy.
Can I get one of these things to take my lazy butt down to the gym in the morning?
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I saw a bugged cockroach in Fifth Element too. :)
I hope one day they will be able to reconstruct a person from fragment DNA too
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I hope they can reconstruct my own personal Milla Jovovich from fragment DNA :)
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... to the act of filing a "Bug Report".
"What did the bugs report today?"
"Don't ask me, it was filed in the bug report."
"Have the bugs reported?"
"Not yet, but they'll be buzzing the tower in a few minutes."
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At mere $3,000,000 per bug our government will create swarms of moths to charge into the windshields of Taliban truckers and irk the crap out of them.
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ZOMG, do they run Linux?!
The problem is she would probably clone me from a fragment of my DNA and leave you.
I saw a demonstration of something just like this at UC Berkeley. Cool stuff. http://www.eecs.berkeley.edu/Research/Projects/Data/105682.html
. . . didn't he have swarms of 'dem critters? Sicked 'em on the Ancient Egyptians, and stuff. Since Moses was a meticulous man, he probably kept the blueprints for his remote controlled insects in a safe place. All we need to do is find the Ark of the Covenant; the plans are probably in there.
Or have the patents belonging to biblical leaders expired already?
And if you need God to power the insects, that might be a bit of a problem. Only CERN has that much energy at their disposal.
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It's an implanted device. It can't mutate.
You might as well wonder what will happen if you cell phone mutates.
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Even billions of dollars in US military funding can't keep a moth from getting laid.
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I remember something similar sounding in Time Crisis 4, which incase anyone was wondering is the worst time crisis ive ever seen.
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One group of researchers doing this sort of control of moths:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DP9ZA8dUU5g&NR=1
Another group that does metabolic research of moths to see how much they can carry and how long they can fly for:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFKEWDfDO1A
Its more likely than you think. ;)
Why the hell are they using moths? If they want to weaponize insects, they should pick something like the honey bee. You only have to control one, make it sting your target, and then the rest of the hive will defensively respond to the sting alarm pheromones.
Or maybe pick a cockroach. Sure they don't do much, but they should be able to survive the nuclear holocaust.
Or pick a social insect like the ant and have it lay a "food here" trail to your enemy's food stockpiles. You control a few hundred ants and manipulate the actions of whole colonies. I think that controlling moths posses a "that's neato" aspect, but controlling a social insect could yield more interesting results.
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