How a Router's Missed Range Check Nearly Crashed the Internet
Barlaam writes "A bug by router vendor A (omitting a range check from a critical field in the configuration interface) tickled a bug from router vendor B (dropping BGP sessions when processing some ASPATH attributes with length very close to 256), causing a ripple effect that caused widespread global routing instability last week. The flaw lay dormant until one of vendor A's systems was deployed in an autonomous system whose ASN, modulo 256, was greater than 250. At that point, the Internet was one typo away from disaster. Other router vendors, who were not affected by the bug, happily propagated the trigger message to every vulnerable system on the planet in about 30 seconds. Few people appreciate how fragile and unsecured the Internet's trust-based critical infrastructure really is — this is just the latest example." Vendor A, in this case, is a Latvian router vendor called MikroTik.
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It's not "oblivion" if we all view the comments at -1.
I find that it's quite easy to scroll past all the useless "frist" and "n-word" posts, and I wouldn't want to miss an insightful comment that was modded down just because he called some stupid cunt a stupid cunt.f
Please note, I use the word "cunt" not as any sort of gender specification, but rather as in "That stupid cunt voted Republican".
You are welcome on my lawn.