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Linked In Or Out?
Mr_Whoopass writes "I am the IT Administrator for a regional restaurant chain, and as of late I am noticing more and more people sending me invitations to sites like LinkedIn, FaceBook, etc. Mother always taught me to be a skeptic, and, knowing more than the average Joe about how information can be used in this digital era, I am reticent to say the least about posting such personal details as my full name and where I work on the net for all to see. I have thus far managed to stay completely below the radar, and a search on Google has nothing on my real persona. However, now times are tough, and I see sales dropping in the industry I work in as it is a discretionary spending market to be sure. I wonder if I should loosen up on the paranoia a bit and start networking with some of these folks in case of the all too common layoff scenario that seems to be happening lately. What do other folks here think about this? I am specifically interested in what people who work in IT think (since I know that just about every moron who has 'Vice President' or sits on the 'Executive Team' is already on LinkedIn and has no clue about why they should be trying to protect their identity)."
Yay, please make whole threads based on rehashed, old-ass jokes that stopped being funny decades ago. Make sure you keep modding these Funny too, jackasses.
So I have a lame rehashed old-ass joke too. I think this entire thread is fucking silly so mine will get modded down. You know how Slashdot is, they think there's something wrong with you if you don't follow the groupthink.
From TF Summary:
Mother always taught me to be a skeptic
Really? Your mother taught me to suck a mean dick! I mean god damn, that woman can suck a basketball through a garden hose!
Ok, I made a shitty joke that's old as hell. Where's my +1, Funny? Oh wait, I didn't follow the groupthink, so where's my -1 Flamebait? Hurry up now, don't keep me waiting.
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Are you sure? It's full of losers like the idiot that couldn't find the White House emails (who now runs a computer security firm!) and the idiot that wrote that terrorists could use coal ash to build nukes.
I won't hire you because you're the goatse man, you sick fuck.