Cold-War Era Naval Vessels Up For Grabs
mcleland lets us in on a Wall Street Journal story about two cold-war era, formerly top-secret vessels the US Navy is trying to give away. At issue are the Sea Shadow (the ancestor of all modern naval radar-evading technology) and the Hughes Mining Barge (a floating dry-dock and more-or-less base for the Sea Shadow). While the ships are being 'given away,' there are multiple regulations involved, making the gift a very costly one. "A Naval Museum is 'a bloodthirsty, paper-work ridden, permit-infested, money-sucking hole,' warns the Historic Naval Ships Association. Because the Navy won't pay for anything — not rust-scraping or curating — to keep museums afloat, survival depends on big crowds."
I hope they come with sharks with lasers on their frikkin' heads.
This boat is described in the book "Skink Works". The navy didn't want it because it didn't have a paint locker.
Who would win this election: Andrew Weiner vs Andrew Weiner's weiner.
What is really weird is that I'm reading the Jennifer Morgue right now. The book starts with the operations.
Space Shuttle was a program that strapped humans to an explosion and tried to stab through the sky with fire and math
From the webpage: http://www.fas.org/sgp/news/2006/09/fr091406.html Other ships that are currently available for donation include: (1) Patrol Combat ex-CANON (PG 90), Philadelphia, PA. (2) Guided Missile Destroyer ex-CHARLES F. ADAMS (DDG 2), Philadelphia, PA. (3) Destroyer ex-CONOLLY (DD 979), Philadelphia, PA. (4) Destroyer ex-EDSON (DD 946), Philadelphia, PA. (5) Submarine ex-TROUT (SS 566), Philadelphia, PA. (6) Guided Missile Cruiser ex-TICONDEROGA (CG 47), Philadelphia, PA. (7) Aircraft Carrier ex-RANGER (CV 61),Bremerton, WA.
Not as awesome as you'd think. They somehow get classified as munitions, and so they're not sold in working order. If they are in working order at the time of sale, they will be rendered non-functional in a way that should be very costly to reverse, if it's even possible.
https://www.drms.dla.mil/sales/
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"In all seriousness, where are those $15 jeeps?"
They were scrapped carcasses back many decades ago. For example, M151s were demilled by being torchcut into chunks. "Jeeps" of the actual "Jeep" persuasion are ancient history.
http://www.govliquidation.com/
is where to directly bid online for much of what Uncle Sugar no longer needs, but bulk buyers drive up costs quite a bit. If you collect military vehicles, large trucks are often bargains, but fun stuff like CUCVs tend to go high. Lots of interesting stuff, and well worth a browse.
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Funny thing about that... Spain doesn't think you can.
In other ways it was a success. It did have a very low noise signature. The hull design did help it greatly reduce the ships wake, keeping it from turning up too much water.