Cold-War Era Naval Vessels Up For Grabs
mcleland lets us in on a Wall Street Journal story about two cold-war era, formerly top-secret vessels the US Navy is trying to give away. At issue are the Sea Shadow (the ancestor of all modern naval radar-evading technology) and the Hughes Mining Barge (a floating dry-dock and more-or-less base for the Sea Shadow). While the ships are being 'given away,' there are multiple regulations involved, making the gift a very costly one. "A Naval Museum is 'a bloodthirsty, paper-work ridden, permit-infested, money-sucking hole,' warns the Historic Naval Ships Association. Because the Navy won't pay for anything — not rust-scraping or curating — to keep museums afloat, survival depends on big crowds."
A Naval Museum is 'a bloodthirsty, paper-work ridden, permit-infested, money-sucking hole,' warns the Historic Naval Ships Association.
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...hold out for an exhumer, man!
There are battleships for sale also. $15 jeeps, old broken trucks -- the government tries to sell whatever it can. I used to visit a computer junkyard, and they'd buy tractor-trailors full of decommissioned computing equipment. We got all kinds of neat toys from there, including some pretty standard usable stuff. What I want, is to buy the SS Consoleeza Rice, and park it in the Great Pacific Garbage Patch, and live there. However, anything that is large enough and floats should be okay.
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He really believed Nixon when he told him there was all that gold in the continental shelf.
I keed I keed! To be fair, this wouldn't be the first time they've sold off K-129 salvage gear. The Glomar Explorer herself is leased out and operated for commercial deep-sea oil drilling.
Don't blame me, I voted for Baltar.
Rough water stabilized, diesel electric propulsion and radar stealthy. Me likely. I want to live on it. Too bad it would probably cost a fortune to move and retrofit. The ultimate party boat, though it would be a little tough to fish off the back.
And you could always fit it with missiles and have endless fun making the great navies of the world think they were shooting at one another.
That's our life, the big wheel of shit. - The Fat Man, Blue Tango Salvage
What if I didn't put them as a Museum? Instead, I'll use them as part of my dastardly plot to steal missiles from a British vessel lost in the South China Sea due to tampering with the GPS signal. Then use those missiles to provoke a war between China and Great Britain.
Do you think they will still let me have it?
One of our competitors trademarked the term "hypothesis". From now on, we will call them "boneheaded ideas".
to keep museums afloat
He deserves it for this one.
To be fair, he was quoting the Historic Naval Ships Association.
However, you missed the symbiotic relationship.
...to keep museums afloat, survival depends on big crowds.
and the survival of big crowds depends on the museum staying afloat!
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Step 1: Acquire free Naval floating base.
Step 2: Fill said base with servers, generators and networking gear.
step 3: Profit!
Companies looking to build floating data centers could be the people to unload these things to. That or have your very own Sea World like base if you can anchor it in international waters. Properly cleaning them up would be the most cost prohibitive as I am sure they are filled with asbestos.
That quote really sounds awesome if you say it with a pirate voice!
This boat is described in the book "Skink Works". The navy didn't want it because it didn't have a paint locker.
Who would win this election: Andrew Weiner vs Andrew Weiner's weiner.
What is really weird is that I'm reading the Jennifer Morgue right now. The book starts with the operations.
Space Shuttle was a program that strapped humans to an explosion and tried to stab through the sky with fire and math
TANSTAAFS. :-)
The Chinese Federation is challenging our Holy Britannian Empire?
Very well, The stake is the world, prepare for battle...
All Hail Britannia!!
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From the webpage: http://www.fas.org/sgp/news/2006/09/fr091406.html Other ships that are currently available for donation include: (1) Patrol Combat ex-CANON (PG 90), Philadelphia, PA. (2) Guided Missile Destroyer ex-CHARLES F. ADAMS (DDG 2), Philadelphia, PA. (3) Destroyer ex-CONOLLY (DD 979), Philadelphia, PA. (4) Destroyer ex-EDSON (DD 946), Philadelphia, PA. (5) Submarine ex-TROUT (SS 566), Philadelphia, PA. (6) Guided Missile Cruiser ex-TICONDEROGA (CG 47), Philadelphia, PA. (7) Aircraft Carrier ex-RANGER (CV 61),Bremerton, WA.
I asked my brother in-law AND my ex-brother-in-law, who both work for Bath Iron works.
You don't want this boat. Even for free.
One of them mentioned some ancient wisdom about being given boats for free...
deleting the extra space after periods so i can stay relevant, yeah.
In other ways it was a success. It did have a very low noise signature. The hull design did help it greatly reduce the ships wake, keeping it from turning up too much water.
The ship in question, and the floating dry in which it rests are here:
http://maps.google.com/?ie=UTF8&ll=38.069464,-122.101327&spn=0.001824,0.003455&t=h&z=18
The box at the Northwest end of the row, contains the Sea Shadow. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_Shadow
Interestingly the ship on the other end of the row is the USS Iowa, a WW2 and Korean War Battleship. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USS_Iowa_(BB-61)
-- QED