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New, Stealthy Conficker B++ Worm Discovered

nandemoari writes "A new variant of the Conficker/Downadup worm has been detected. The worm opens a backdoor on an infected machine and allows hackers remote control of infected PCs. Dubbed Conficker B++ (and not to be confused with Conficker B), the new variant of the worm opens a backdoor with auto-update functionality, allowing a hacker to distribute malware to infected machines. It's difficult to know exactly how long Conficker B++ has been circulating, but researchers first noticed it on February 6 of this year." If this seems familiar to you, it probably is.

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  1. Re:Why only B? by Neon+Spiral+Injector · · Score: 3, Funny

    Then he can sell it on eBay as A++++++++++++++

  2. This is just a passing virus by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 5, Funny

    No need to worry. I'd be more worried about Conficker C. Lots of opportunities to shoot you in the foot.

    Then someone will undoubtedly create Conficker C++ and everyone will cry about how hard it is to understand and they will all flock to Conficker Java which promises a much cleaner object system.

    But eventually you know that some idiot is going to write Conficker C# which looks suspiciously like Conficker Java, but after a while grows into this gigantic mess of quickfix designs.

    So if you think Conficker B is bad, just wait a while.

  3. But can it.... by SGDarkKnight · · Score: 3, Funny

    cause five tankers in the Ellingson fleet to capsize?

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  4. Re:profit motive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sell anti-virus software.

  5. Re:Old news? by Duhfus · · Score: 3, Funny

    I must admit, I'm not very knowledgeable on the editorial process of ./

    Don't worry, the editors don't either.

  6. Re:Old news? by Spatial · · Score: 3, Funny

    The editors are a great guy, they accidentally a dupe and don't afraid of anything.

  7. How to detect Conficker C# by Dystopian+Rebel · · Score: 4, Funny

    The only way to detect Conficker C# is that it requires the .NET runtime environment and MS SQL Server Express.

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  8. Armour Hot Dogs? by srobert · · Score: 2, Funny

    Seems to go with the Armour Hot Dog song. Was that the intent?

  9. Re:When Change comes to viruses by daveime · · Score: 2, Funny

    You just described Vista ...