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Gamer Claims Identifying As a Lesbian Led To Xbox Live Ban

Goatbert writes "I just read on the Consumerist about an XBOX Live user being banned for identifying herself as a lesbian. Despite appeals, Microsoft has stood by its position that merely mentioning that you are gay or lesbian is grounds for terminating your XBOX Live membership."

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  1. HAHAHAHAHA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA..... um.. .. hahahahaha... its just not fair though...

  2. Re:The way it should be by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I agree. The sooner we condemn Microsoft to the abyss, the better.

  3. Microsoft is gay by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    but do they ban themselves?

  4. I was under the assumption by Haoie · · Score: 5, Funny

    That identifying yourself as 'lesbian' online is secret code for "I'm a straight guy looking for girl love. Pew pew."

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  5. Sue by moniker127 · · Score: 2, Funny

    One word:
    Sue.

    1. Re:Sue by psnyder · · Score: 5, Funny

      One word: Sue.

      As if she hasn't gone through enough trauma, now you give out her name?!

  6. Re:What's the purpose... by Locke2005 · · Score: 3, Funny

    What's the purpose... Of identifying your sexual orientation in your profile anyway? Does the phrase "hooking up" mean anything to you? If I can't use an online service for the purpose of hooking up with members of the appropriate sex, then what good is it? Sure, you want to run a "family oriented" business -- but gays and lesbians have families too! M$ needs to apply the exact same standards to everyone, regardless of their sexual orientation. P.S. Next time maybe she should try identifying herself as Bi?

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  7. important details by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Uhm, the article fails to report critical details. Any word on if she's a hot lesbian?

  8. What language do they speak in Lesbia? by Hognoxious · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe they aren't allowed to operate there for legal reasons.

    Disclaimer: I don't even know where Lesbia is (but if you haven't heard of it it's probably Europe, right?) and I've never met anyone from there!

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  9. I know the purpose by martinw89 · · Score: 4, Funny

    In this time of economic crisis, the inevitable ensuing flamewar can heat my house.

  10. Re:What's the purpose... by Locke2005 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...a lot of lesbians have things in common that they might not with... your typical xbox live player. Like a vagina, for instance.

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  11. Re:What's the purpose... by easyTree · · Score: 3, Funny

    I do not see saying that she's lesbian any more offensive that saying she like vanilla ice or hollywood movies.

    That's so not a realistic comparison. When's the last time you recall anything good coming out of hollywood?

  12. Re:xbox live has terrible terms of service by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think it's cause dogs aren't allowed to have xbox live accounts.

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  13. Re:Because Gay People Make You Gay by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 4, Funny

    Good point, they are surely safe in catholic school!

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  14. Re:If I said I'm a Lumberjack, will I be Banned to by Captain+Spam · · Score: 5, Funny

    Nah, if you're a lumberjack, you're okay.

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  15. Re:What's the purpose... by Rei · · Score: 4, Funny

    When's the last time you recall anything good coming out of hollywood?

    Two years ago, although sadly they put it out before it reached the rest of LA.

    (j/k; I like SoCal... even LA ;) )

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  16. Re:Why have profiles at all? by psnyder · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oddly enough, these are exactly the same stages I went through when switching to Linux.

  17. Re:What's the purpose... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    So you're a black, evolutionary biologist, are you? We don't tolerate your kind on Slashdot.

  18. Time for introductions by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 4, Funny

    Pink Triangle, meet Red Ring of Death.

  19. Re:Implying spouse? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hell yeah I'd ban you. A mage? Bring a damn fighter, man!

  20. Re:What's the purpose... by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 2, Funny

    And a vagina in their face, on occasion. Even more true for lesbian slashdotters vs regular slashdotters.

  21. Re:What's the purpose... by Penguinisto · · Score: 5, Funny

    Okay. I'm going to go down to the local lesbian bar (I used to drink there with some friends) and say, loudly but not unreasonably so, "I like to screw chicks!" Repeatedly.

    At risk of being labeled as a troll or worse, I would think that at least half the patrons' first response would be an immediate: "...AND SO DO I!"

    That aside, one would think that you would be thrown out for being a repetitive irritant long before you'd get pitched on philosophical/orientation grounds... much like nobody likes to talk to the little kid who always responds to everything you say with "...but why?"

    /P

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  22. Re:xbox live has terrible terms of service by StikyPad · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think Dick van Dyke probably has more problems. But I'm also betting he's not big into the whole interwebs and online games thing.

  23. Re:Mod parent up by Rei · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think you've missed the GP's point. I've met a number of (admittedly teenage) lesbians (and a couple of gay men) who seem to treat their sexual orientation as their primary defining personality feature

    As opposed to your average hetero teenage male gamer who's as prudish as a Victorian nun?

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  24. Re:Mod parent up by Billhead · · Score: 3, Funny

    What do you think this is, some kind of generic news aggregation site?

    When was the last time you read Slashdot?

  25. Re:What's the purpose... by silanea · · Score: 3, Funny

    Er, no. I seriously don't give the slightest damn about anyone's sexual orientation unless they are female and I'm in the process of offering them a drink.

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  26. Re:What's the purpose... by Abreu · · Score: 4, Funny

    INTERIOR: TATOOINE -- MOS EISLEY -- CANTINA.

            The young adventurer and his two mechanical servants follow Ben Kenobi into the smoke-filled cantina. The murky, moldy den is filled with a startling array of weird and exotic alien creatures and monsters at the long metallic bar. At first the sight is horrifying. One-eyed, thousand-eyed, slimy, furry, scaly, tentacled, and clawed creatures huddle over drinks. Ben moves to an empty spot at the bar near a group of repulsive but human scum. A huge, rough-looking Bartender stops Luke and the robots.

                                                            BARTENDER
                                    We don't serve their kind here!

            Luke still recovering from the shock of seeing so many outlandish creatures, doesn't quite catch the bartender's drift.

                                                            LUKE
                                    What?

                                                            BARTENDER
                                    Your droids. They'll have to wait outside.
                                    We don't want them here.

            Luke looks at old Ben, who is busy talking to one of the Galactic pirates. He notices several of the gruesome creatures along the bar are giving him a very unfriendly glare.
            Luke pats Threepio on the shoulder.

                                                            LUKE
                                    Listen, why don't you wait out by the speeder. We don't want any trouble.

                                                            THREEPIO
                                    I heartily agree with you sir.

            Threepio and his stubby partner go outside and most of the creatures at the bar go back to their drinks.

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  27. Re:Fair is fair by Mista2 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Maybe she was banned because unlike the majority of the xbox live gamers, she might actually be able to get a girlfriend?

  28. Re:Mod parent up by atraintocry · · Score: 1, Funny

    Right. It's just like how a store owner can kick out black people, because it's private property.

  29. Re:Mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe by "wife" he meant the dude that's his S.O.

  30. Re:Mod parent up by h4rm0ny · · Score: 4, Funny

    I used to, hence the /. name)

    Bob. Bit of a funny name for a girl. :D

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  31. Just because you don't get it, doesn't make it OT by spun · · Score: 4, Funny

    Threepio is SO gay.

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  32. Re:Mod parent up by spun · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe you didn't read the part about them not wanting to get hit on? Oh wait, why am I saying this, now you'll assume that they are all just faking being lesbians and hit on them anyway, won't you?

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  33. Re:Mod parent up by dropzonetoe · · Score: 4, Funny

    My friends list is mainly composed of people in the military. I'm in the military and enjoy playing some COD4(Did enjoy, currently deployed) with like minded individuals. I'm here to play a game, don't really care that LeetA$$HuntR69 is gay or not. It really has no bearing on the game at all. I am also surprised that this is MS's policy. Everytime I play any game on Live, everyone is calling everyone a fag. I just assumed that I was surround by was gay.

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  34. Re:Just because you don't get it, doesn't make it by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 2, Funny

    Actually it was R2D2 that was the flamer, you would not know it,
    but he loved to being behind Luke on the xwing...you could always hear him scream...
    "wreeeeeeeehhhh".

  35. Halo 2? by DarthVain · · Score: 2, Funny

    Ok I haven't been on Xbox live in awhile so maybe things have changed. I used to play Halo 2 online via xbox live.

    I don't see the big deal. When I was on the only thing people seemed to talk about was identifying each other as: Gay, Fag, Homo, etc...

    Seems like the whole community lead an alternative lifestyle really, so I am not sure what the big deal is about lesbians... Girls need love too y'know! :)