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NASA Contest To Name ISS Module

Solarch writes "NASA is holding a contest to name ISS Node 3. Being a Browncoat myself, I should hope that the choice of names would be obvious. As of the 7:30 PM EST on 2/25, the name Serenity has over 80% of the vote. From the site: 'Node 3 will connect to the port side of the Unity Node and will provide room for many of the station's life support systems, in the form of eight refrigerator-sized racks. After Node 3 is installed, the station's crew will transfer over many of the Environmental Control and Life Support Systems (ECLSS) currently stored in various places around the station.'"

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  1. Battletoad? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I know we aren't meant to complain about missing poll options; but battletoad anyone?!

    1. Re:Battletoad? by AC-x · · Score: 2, Funny

      There's no hope, the power of Xenu is too great!

      Top 10 Suggestions (from site)
      SYNERGY
      VISION
      TRANQUILITY
      VISTA
      HORIZON
      HOPE
      ETERNITY
      PEACE
      XENU
      ENTERPRISE

    2. Re:Battletoad? by indi0144 · · Score: 5, Funny

      VISTA... You're trying to get life support.. cancel or allow?

  2. Battletoad by richy+freeway · · Score: 2, Funny

    TBH.

  3. Vista?? by Dr_Barnowl · · Score: 4, Funny

    Vista is in the top 10 suggestions... draw what conclusions you will from that...

  4. Re:Serenity Now! by wisty · · Score: 3, Funny

    They are going to name their life support after an unreliable piece of go-se?

  5. CowboyNeal by gzipped_tar · · Score: 5, Funny

    How can a poll be without CowboyNeal? BOYCOTT NASA!!!11!1

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  6. My vote is... by dreemernj · · Score: 3, Funny

    "My tax dollars at work"

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  7. Re:Original by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Vote Metal Gear, now!

    This is about the ISS; not the tool bag.

    Ba dum dum cha!

  8. Let's have a grass roots campaign by naich · · Score: 5, Funny

    And let's see if they will name it "Cuntflaps".

  9. HUH?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    NASA is holding a contest to name ISS Node 3. Being a Browncoat myself, I should hope that the choice of names would be obvious.

    Dookie? Turdburgular? Stinky?

    I think browncoat means different things to you and I.

  10. Re:Slashdotted Already by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wow, Nasa /.'ed

    We're interrogating Mr. Malda now.

    Thanks,
    No Such Agency.

  11. NASA Bob by leroybrown · · Score: 2, Funny

    Maybe to sway the public perception of NASA from being a overly-technical, bloated government agency out of reach to the common man to a user-friendly, warm-and-fuzzy entity people can feel good about funding with public funds, how about "NASA Bob". Maybe draw a pair of glasses and a smile on it with a sharpie...

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  12. Uparse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    According to the web page its is a Urine Processor Assembly Atmosphere Revitalization System entity.

    Uparse would reflect the nature of sharing as the ars is being offered by another body, a body that has yet to be explored.

  13. This is soooo easy! by pig-power · · Score: 2, Funny

    Space Junk One?

  14. Re:My Votes ... ? by thedonger · · Score: 4, Funny

    at least then we had a goal to chase

    goal to chase

    goal to chase

    goatse

    I have decoded your secret message. Name the ISS module 'goatse.' Your will is my command.

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  15. Re:Strangely, my name isn't even in the top ten. by History's+Coming+To · · Score: 4, Funny

    Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.... ;)

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  16. Re:Slashdotted Already by Shakrai · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's ok, CmdrTaco has always wanted to meet James Earl Jones and blackmail a Winnebago out of him ;)

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  17. Re:Serenity Now! by CookieOfFortune · · Score: 2, Funny

    I believe the official spelling is gou shi.

  18. All hail Xenu! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I voted Serenity, but had second thoughts once I saw "Xenu" in the top suggestions. That would be just grand.

    On third thought though, we probably don't want to piss Mr. Cruise off. He may decide to fly up there and start beating on ISS with a crowbar or something.

  19. Browncoat by Daimanta · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Being a Browncoat myself, I should hope that the choice of names would be obvious. "

    Yes, but naming it Ernst Roehm would involve Godwin's Law every time somebody tried to discuss the craft.

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  20. Re:Slashdotted Already by Facetious · · Score: 2, Funny

    With a big kitchen...

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  21. Re:Normally, I wouldn't bother but... by winphreak · · Score: 2, Funny

    If they do pick Serenity, would the possible next one be Tranquility?
    Or is that already in use, and I'm just ignorant?

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  22. Re:Normally, I wouldn't bother but... by sgt+scrub · · Score: 2, Funny

    even to a normal person who's never heard of Firefly

    Normal people didn't watch firefly? Then what am... Nevermind.

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