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Use Your iPhone To Get Out of a Ticket
An anonymous reader writes to tell us that Parkingticket.com just announced new compatibility with the Safari web browser on Apple's iPhone, giving you new tools to immediately contest a parking ticket. The site is so confident in their service that if all steps are followed and the ticket is still not dismissed they will pay $10 towards your ticket. "The process begins by navigating the iPhone's Safari browser to the Parkingticket.com website where you'll find a straightforward means to fight a parking ticket; whether the ticket was issued in New York City, San Francisco, Boston, Philadelphia or Washington, D.C. Simply register for a free account and choose the city in which the ticket was issued. Enter your ticket and vehicle details then answer a few quick questions. The detailed process takes about ten minutes, from A-Z. To allow easy entry of your ticket, a look-a-like parking ticket is displayed — for your specific city — with interactive functionality."
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DC is a terrible example though, as the entire place is so corrupt and ass backwards that the only solution is to get the British to come and burn it down again.
Nope, I do that by using the fucking gimp spaces as cart returns. If I'm in a bad mood, I'll even pull the carts out of the corrals and put them in the gimp spaces.
I'm sick of seeing parking lots with EVERY FUCKING GIMP SPACE EMPTY, and some pig just waiting to ticket somebody without a DD plate.
Don't forget, those DD plates really stand for Dumbass Driver. Ever get behind one who could actually drive? I didn't think so.
Shit, they ought to put the gimp spaces at the FAR end of the parking lot, and REQUIRE anyone with one of those plates to use them. Those people are a MENACE!