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Mars Gullies Show Water Once Flowed

NewYorkCountryLawyer writes "A new analysis of puzzling gullylike features on Mars offers further evidence that water flowed on the Red Planet's surface, perhaps as recently as several hundred thousand years ago. The findings bolster the case that melting snow from a departed Martian ice age carved these gullies, rather than shifting sands or other 'dry' phenomena."

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  1. Where did it go? by guruevi · · Score: 3, Interesting

    That is the real question. Is the atmosphere too thin to keep the water there or did it all freeze or go underground. Do we (earth) lose water as well?

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    1. Re:Where did it go? by sakdoctor · · Score: 4, Informative

      Our combination of gravity, temperature and magnetic field strength means there is negligible loss to the atmosphere even over massive time-scales.

      Thankfully.

    2. Re:Where did it go? by sakdoctor · · Score: 1

      Whoops,

      loss to = loss from.

      Large semantic difference there.

    3. Re:Where did it go? by pushing-robot · · Score: 3, Informative

      Mars's biggest problem is gravity.

      The molecules in a gas move at rather high velocities (you can calculate this with a Maxwell-Boltzmann distribution). If some of those molecules are moving faster than escape velocity, they may simply fly off into space. Over time, unless the atmosphere is constantly being renewed (from volcanic eruptions, etc.), the planet will become a bare rock.

      Not all gases disperse at the same rate, mind you. A mixture of gases tends to exist at a common temperature. And temperature is a measure of kinetic energy, a product of both mass and velocity. In other words, light atoms and molecules move more quickly, and massive atoms and molecules move more slowly. Planets with low escape velocity can only retain heavy, slow moving molecules. Planets with high escape velocity can retain lighter, faster atoms and molecules. This is why large planets can have atmospheres composed of the lightest elements (hydrogen, helium), while small planets and moons have no atmosphere or are limited to heavier molecules (like hydrocarbons).

      Fortunately, the Earth is massive enough that it loses its primary atmospheric gases (nitrogen and oxygen) very slowly, and any small losses can be replaced by outgassing from the surface. However, smaller, faster atoms and molecules like hydrogen and helium still escape.

      Mars, on the other hand, is far lighter than the earth and cannot retain an atmosphere nearly as well. Mars also has no magnetic field or ozone layer, so the atmosphere is subject to high-energy solar radiation. This radiation both adds heat and breaks molecules apart, speeding them up and "helping" them escape the gravity well. Over time, it's likely that whatever atmosphere Mars had created during its volcanic period simply dispersed.

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    4. Re:Where did it go? by b0ttle · · Score: 1

      This hapenned supposedly when Mars had an active nucleus that generated a magnetic field, protecting the atmosphere from solar winds.

      Nowadays liquid water cannot exist on Mars surface, and the bigger mistery is why Mars lost it's magnetic field.

    5. Re:Where did it go? by Tolaris · · Score: 2, Informative

      This hapenned supposedly when Mars had an active nucleus that generated a magnetic field, protecting the atmosphere from solar winds.

      Nowadays liquid water cannot exist on Mars surface, and the bigger mistery is why Mars lost it's magnetic field.

      It lost its magnetic field as the core cooled. The fluid movement of a metallic core is what generates Earth's magnetic field.

    6. Re:Where did it go? by b0ttle · · Score: 1

      Yes, the question is why Mars dynamo stopped and Earth's still active, if both planets were formed in the same epoch?

    7. Re:Where did it go? by Tolaris · · Score: 1

      Several reasons:

      Size - Mars is just smaller than Earth, and even the Earth's core is cooling down.

      No large moon - Earth's moon causes tidal forces in both bodies. This causes heat, although the moon's small size allowed its core to cool like Mars. Mars' small moons don't have the same effect and have not always been there (they are likely captured asteroids).

      Farther from the Sun - the same tidal forces that a moon would impart, the Sun does as well. But less of it, as Mars is farther away.

    8. Re:Where did it go? by b0ttle · · Score: 1

      Those are all speculations, the truth is that we don't really know why Mars dynamo stopped working.

      According to this article:

      Earth's global magnetic field comes from an active dynamo -- that is, circulating currents at the planet's liquid metallic core. A similar dynamo once churned inside Mars, but for reasons unknown it stopped working four billion years ago.

      Given that the Solar System has an estimated age of 4.6 billion years, Mars dynamo stopped very early, thus the reasons you listed aren't enough to explain it.

    9. Re:Where did it go? by samkass · · Score: 1

      IANA Rocket Scientist, but the Earth-Moon system also has a large angular momentum, presumably because of the large-body impact that formed the moon in the first place. This imparted a lot of spin and an infusion of core material to the young Earth that may have kept the dynamo going longer.

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    10. Re:Where did it go? by antirelic · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ok, I'll bite.

      Someone else pointed out this site, I'll post the link and pull some references from it:

      http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2001/ast31jan_1.htm

      Where did it go?

      "New evidence from NASA's Mars Global Surveyor (MGS) spacecraft supports a long-held suspicion that much of the Red Planet's atmosphere was simply blown away -- by the solar wind."

      So... according to NASA, Mars has been screwed for about 4 billion years:

      "How do scientists know when the dynamo turned off? "Mars has been kind to us," explains Mitchell. "There are two large impact basins, Hellas and Argyre, about four billion years old that are demagnetized. If the dynamo was still operating when those impact features formed, the crust would have re-magnetized as they cooled. The dynamo must have stopped before then.""

      According to the following link, life started on earth 3.8 billion years ago:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_evolution

      According to the following link our solar system is about 4.6 billion years old:

      http://www.universetoday.com/guide-to-space/the-solar-system/how-old-is-the-solar-system/

      So... this gives Mars approximately 600 million years to come up with "some" form of life before its magnetosphere stopped working (because after that, the environment probably became very inhospitable). Considering it took earth 2.2 billion years to create life... we are gambling that Mars had life sooner than Earth?

      Would it even be possible for a planet to have life on it within 500 million years of its creation? From what I understand, Earth was awfully uninhabitable to life in its first billion years (fire and brimstone kinda stuff, Venus like). Why would Mars be any different?

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    11. Re:Where did it go? by vrmlguy · · Score: 1

      According to the following link, life started on earth 3.8 billion years ago:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Timeline_of_evolution

      According to the following link our solar system is about 4.6 billion years old:

      http://www.universetoday.com/guide-to-space/the-solar-system/how-old-is-the-solar-system/

      So... this gives Mars approximately 600 million years to come up with "some" form of life before its magnetosphere stopped working (because after that, the environment probably became very inhospitable). Considering it took earth 2.2 billion years to create life...

      By my math, 4.6e9 - 3.2e9 = 0.8 billion years for life to appear on Earth.

      we are gambling that Mars had life sooner than Earth?

      Would it even be possible for a planet to have life on it within 500 million years of its creation? From what I understand, Earth was awfully uninhabitable to life in its first billion years (fire and brimstone kinda stuff, Venus like). Why would Mars be any different?

      First, the Moon was formed 4.5e9 years ago; that event presumably reheated the Earth's crust, so it's more accurate to say that life took 0.7e9 years to appear. Also, since Mars is much smaller than the Earth, it would cool more quickly, reaching temperature conducive to life faster than the Earth. Combining those two fact, 600 million years seems quite reasonable.

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    12. Re:Where did it go? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and perhaps lunar tidal forces also add heat to the earth's interior? Don't know how much...

    13. Re:Where did it go? by mars2012 · · Score: 1

      Liquid water can be metastable at close to current orbital parameters (Mars' obliquity - the tilt of its orbital axis, varies significantly).

      This was investigated by Hecht (2002): doi:10.1006/icar.2001.6794.

      Abstract:
      A simple model of local heat transport on Mars demonstrates that transient melting of ice may occur in depressions and gullies nearly anywhere on the planet where thin ice is illuminated by normal-incidence insolation. An experiment has been performed to confirm the model of evaporation rate at low pressure. Reduction of radiative cooling due to gully geometry is shown to be important. Since appropriate meteorological, topographic, and optical conditions may occur on slopes nearly anywhere on the planet, hydrological features such as gullies would likely form only where such ice might accumulate, notably in sheltered locations at high latitudes. It is suggested that cold-trapping of winter condensation could concentrate a sufficient amount of ice to allow seasonal melting in gullies.

    14. Re:Where did it go? by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Mars's biggest problem is gravity.

      earth:mars != venus:earth

      Okay Earth has ~ 100 times as much atmosphere as mars and loses less to space because of a higher escape velocity.

      But Venus has a lower escape velocity than Earth, higher atmospheric temperatures and ~ 100 times as much atmosphere.

      Venus must be outgassing massive quantities of CO2 to keep the atmosphere it has. Maybe we should look at restarting some Martian volcanoes.

    15. Re:Where did it go? by noundi · · Score: 1

      NASA: We have found dried up canals which prove past existance of water on Mars!
      World: Really? Cool.
      NASA: We have found ice on Mars! There is water on Mars!
      World: Alright cool, thanks for the info.
      NASA: We have found gullylike features on Mars that really proves the past existance of water!
      World: Alright, we fucking get it, there was once water on Mars. Jeez, what do you want? Acknowledgement? Everybody, these guys found out that there was once water on Mars. Now either let us know when you've found the rest of Michael Jacksons nose, or leave us alone.

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    16. Re:Where did it go? by lorelorn · · Score: 1

      Mars has a similar axial tilt to Earth's. The fact that one hemisphere of Mars is lower than the other points to a significant impact in the early days of the solar system. Mars and Earth have very similar early histories.

  2. wohoo! by Em+Emalb · · Score: 3, Funny

    didn't know global warming's reach had extended to Mars.

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    1. Re:wohoo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It probably extended to Earth from Mars :) I blame the little green people!

    2. Re:wohoo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Manbearpig is everywhere!

  3. Re: Mars Gullies Show Water Once Flowed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Would be excited to hear if underground water is found. The ice caps probably don't have the volume to fill what potentially could have been an Earth-ish looking planet.

  4. Yawn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Haven't they reported this a dozen times over the last decade? Every time they have evidence of water flowing on Mars, they act like it's a new discovery. We get it already. Nothing to see. Move along.

    1. Re:Yawn by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Haven't they reported this a dozen times over the last decade? ...

      For some reason, every time there's an incremental advance in understanding the environment of Mars, in the process of turning the results from science into news reports, the actual science gets simplified and simplified until the net result seems to be a headline of "Water found on Mars."

      There's a lot more to the real science, of course.

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    2. Re:Yawn by jd · · Score: 1

      I am waiting for the discovery of intelligent life on Earth. (There is some intelligent life on Slashdot, but I'm convinced that is from aliens breaking into the Intertubes via SETI@Home.)

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    3. Re:Yawn by mars2012 · · Score: 1

      The main point of the Schon et al. article is on the timing of gully activity, not simply the presence of liquid water. We know from numerous morphological and mineralogical lines of evidence that Mars once had a more temperate climate, but that was > 3 billion years ago....

      This study points to flowing water (however transient) during the last period of higher obliquity, about a million years ago. -- the blink of an eye in geologic time.

      http://geology.gsapubs.org/cgi/content/full/37/3/207

  5. Re:PENIS PENIS HAHAHAHAHAHA PENIS!!! DICK WANG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dick wang?

  6. Re:PENIS PENIS HAHAHAHAHAHA PENIS!!! DICK WANG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's actual size, he traced his own.

  7. Re: Mars Gullies Show Water Once Flowed by dotancohen · · Score: 2, Informative

    Would be excited to hear if underground water is found. The ice caps probably don't have the volume to fill what potentially could have been an Earth-ish looking planet.

    They wouldn't need to. Mars has only about a third of the surface area of Earth. Which makes for a nice coincidence as we both have roughly the same available landmass!

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  8. No, the real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What the heck does water on Mars have to do with Battling the Evil RIAA???

    Get back to work, Ray!!! ;-)

    1. Re:No, the real question is... by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 1

      What the heck does water on Mars have to do with Battling the Evil RIAA??? Get back to work, Ray!!! ;-)

      What, are you kidding? We need some place to house these guys when the law catches up to them. Our existing prison infrastructure doesn't have that much room.

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    2. Re:No, the real question is... by codemachine · · Score: 1

      I shudder at the thought of a new society being founded by those folks. We'd be handing them an entire planet.

      At least they'd be doing less damage to ours from that distance.

    3. Re:No, the real question is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it'd be Australia, but on a planetary scale! that is terrifying!

  9. Dewsh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would be excited to hear if underground water is found. The ice caps probably don't have the volume to fill what potentially could have been an Earth-ish looking planet.

    They wouldn't need to. Mars has only about a third of the surface area of Earth. Which makes for a nice coincidence as we both have roughly the same available landmass!

    Uh, no, not if the ice caps melted and created anything resembling an ocean on Mars. If water flowed on Mars again they would no longer have roughly the same available landmass.

    1. Re:Dewsh by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      Uh, no, not if the ice caps melted and created anything resembling an ocean on Mars. If water flowed on Mars again they would no longer have roughly the same available landmass.

      Hence "have" and not "will have if *".

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  10. NYCL by troll8901 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hi NYCL,

    the summary (TFS) should have been written as:

    "Lest there be any doubt that Brown University's Planetary Geosciences Group graduates Samuel C. Schon, James W. Head, and Caleb I. Fassett, study authors, NASA Martian crater dating, really do 'get it' about the presence of water in recent Mars history, all such doubt should be removed by the paper his team just released (http://geology.gsapubs.org - March 2009, either slashdotted or slow). It shows the Martian gully system is craterless, possibly as young as 1.25 million years old (see bottom right of photo). In the paper lead study author Schon spells out, in the clearest possible terms so that there can be no misunderstanding, that at the extraordinary HiRISE (High Resolution Imaging Science Experiment) image taken by the Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter ...

    1. Re:NYCL by NewYorkCountryLawyer · · Score: 3, Informative

      Hi NYCL, the summary (TFS) should have been written as: "Lest there be any doubt that Brown University's Planetary Geosciences Group graduates Samuel C. Schon, James W. Head, and Caleb I. Fassett, study authors, NASA Martian crater dating, really do 'get it' about the presence of water in recent Mars history, all such doubt should be removed by the paper his team just released (http://geology.gsapubs.org - March 2009, either slashdotted or slow). It shows the Martian gully system is craterless, possibly as young as 1.25 million years old (see bottom right of photo). In the paper lead study author Schon spells out, in the clearest possible terms so that there can be no misunderstanding, that at the extraordinary HiRISE (High Resolution Imaging Science Experiment) image taken by the Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter ...

      :)

      (For those of you who don't know what Troll8901 is getting at... he's mocking me, referring to this)

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    2. Re:NYCL by troll8901 · · Score: 1

      Credit goes to wwwillem (253720) for the idea in his comment (March 03, 2009):

      "Lest there be any doubt ... the toxic effect [...] have had on the judicial process ... the decision-making process ... in the clearest possible terms ... can be no misunderstanding ... the extraordinary 2-day settlement ... who has corporate, decision-making, power ... with any limits or range attached to it", etc.

      We can put these words into a template!

  11. Several Hundred Thousand Years? by mdm-adph · · Score: 1

    More like 70 to 80 thousand. The surviving Hain probably would have traveled to our world to escape the cataclysm there on the fourth planet.

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    1. Re:Several Hundred Thousand Years? by johannesg · · Score: 1

      I was going to say, "damn, we *just* missed it!"

  12. Re:I can haz first? by Spatial · · Score: 1

    Perhaps there's some meta humour I'm missing, but what is the point of getting the first post and why do people try to do it?

    Since they get modded into oblivion hardly anyone is going to read it. But if you take the time to make a decent post instead, you'll probably get modded up for it. For an attention whore that should be fairly appealing.

  13. Now I Have Seen It All by LuYu · · Score: 1

    I guess NewYorkCountryLawyer has finally fallen completely under Slashdot's influence. He is now discussing water on Mars. This lawyer has become a certifiable geek.

    I, for one, welcome you to our ranks.

    And once again, I must also thank you for helping Free People everywhere battle the wickedness of the recording industry.

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    1. Re:Now I Have Seen It All by mysticgoat · · Score: 2, Funny

      NYCL, to my mind, qualifies as as a proto-Geek or semi-Geek at this point. Full Geekdom is not conferred until he finds a way to tie the alleged presence of water on Mars to his particular area of expertise.

      For instance, some of us slashdotters are concerned about Martian water rights issues. NYCL could do us a marvelously geeky service by explaining the implications that Martian water rights will have for further NASA explorations and possible settlements. For instance, in what jurisdiction will conflicting claims to water rights be resolved? For that matter, what constitutes "first use" of a water resource on Mars?

    2. Re:Now I Have Seen It All by mars2012 · · Score: 1

      What about "Biologically Reversible Exploration"???

      "The international Committee on Space Research (COSPAR) has established a "planetary protection" policy that involves not contaminating other worlds in a way that would jeopardize the conduct of future scientific investigations. As a signatory to the 1967 Outer Space Treaty, the United States is required by article IX to avoid "harmful contamination" of the other worlds of the Solar System. However, further revisions to the policy are needed...

      The spacecraft that have landed on Mars have all been surface missions. Contaminants will remain local and static and can be removed without requiring an effort vastly larger than the missions that carried the contamination. Even at the crash sites, debris from Earth extends no more than a few meters into the surface. Reversing the contamination involves recovering the spacecraft parts and exposing any contaminated dirt to the sterilizing ultraviolet (UV) sunlight. However, if, for example, robotic or human explorers drill to investigate a subsurface aquifer, biologically reversible exploration would require rigorous sterilization of any components that go down the drill hole. Similarly, if human explorers establish bases inside caves (12), the naturally sterilizing effect of the surface UV would be lost, and contamination would be persistent.

      We should not do anything now that would close off options for the future. I propose that COSPAR, in its upcoming discussions, set a policy that all Mars exploration be biologically reversible and that this policy extend to human exploration as well."

      http://www.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/summary/323/5915/718

    3. Re:Now I Have Seen It All by LuYu · · Score: 1

      True enough, and we should all expect that shortly, I suppose:

      NYCL announces "No Copyrights on Mars"

      In an effort to keep our solar system free of the excesses of the *AAs, Slashdot's own NYCL has recently lobbied Congress to pass its controversial "No Copyrights on Mars" (hereafter known as NCoM) bill. The president is expected to sign it into law within the next week. The NCoM provides protection for extraplanetary missions from lawsuits over digital materials while the astronauts are in space -- which in some cases may be the rest of their lives...

      However, you have given NYCL one more geek badge of honour: an acronym. Unfortunately for me, such an honour can never be bestowed upon me for my name is as short as his acronym :(

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  14. What, again? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems like every other week or so, there's a new article about a new study, or new findings by a new probe, orbiter, or rover, which strongly suggests that Mars once had liquid water and currently has water ice. It's become banal.

  15. Cat in the roof by Leafheart · · Score: 1
    You know, every time I read these stories about water on Mars, It reminds myself of the old "cat on the roof" parable.
    1. There is ice on mars;
    2. It may be even water ice;
    3. You believe the ice use to be water;
    4. And now we are sure it flowed;
    5. ...
    6. There is a Japanese Thermal Springs Resort on Mars.
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  16. Does it have to be water? by bmecoli · · Score: 0

    Couldn't it have been some other liquid with a similar viscosity and other similar physical properties?

  17. Re:I can haz first? by camperdave · · Score: 1

    It's one of those "because it's there" kind of things. I've had a few first posts myself, but they were actually relevant and modified to +5 funny and +5 insightful. I don't know how I beat the frothy mob of ACs to the punch, because I don't actually try for first posts. I just lucked out.

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  18. Search for intelligence... [Re:Yawn] by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 1

    I am waiting for the discovery of intelligent life on Earth.

    Ah, but the search for intelligent life relies on searching radio and television signals!

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  19. Re:I can haz first? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's an ancient slashdot trolling tradition, active on segfault before that. For some time trolling groups like the GNAA had scripts set up to auto-fp, actually getting a GNAA fp is one of the requirements for membership (if they're still active.)

    You're correct that the new mod system renders it fairly pointless, but hey. Personally I liked the greater anarchy of those good old days, I do a fr1sT ps0t!!1one! if the opportunity arises as a sort of tribute. Think about your breathing. Your brain usually takes care of breathing FOR you, but whenever you remember this, YOU MUST MANUALLY BREATH! If you don't, you will DIE.

  20. Sure it was not just the MAFIAA digging a hole...? by D4C5CE · · Score: 1

    ...on a planet as ancient and rusty as its business models?

    After all, the gullies were probably caused by "sue-one's-own-customers", cease&desist letters, subpoenas and other dry phenomena. ;-)

    And the planet's red color is presumably from gigatons of decaying hardware generations rendered obsolete by ever-changing DRMs that brought down the Martian culture and civilization...

  21. Water once flowed on mars... by mcfatboy93 · · Score: 1

    wait a second, don't we already know that water was there. if it was there don't you think it was moving!!

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  22. Enough already! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No more Mars/water stories. Water is/was on Mars. We get it. Enough already!

  23. It is like Sharpe's Rifles by Latent+Heat · · Score: 1

    It is like Sharpe explaining what it is like to lead an infantry assault against a fortified French garrison and that being the first person inside the wall breach, well, your life expectancy isn't too great, but one does this for King, Country, and Glory of it all.

  24. Re: Mars Gullies Show Water Once Flowed by mars2012 · · Score: 1

    What about extremely large debris-covered glaciers? Would that do the trick for you?

    The SHARAD instrument (really cool, 15Mhz radar) has shown conclusive evidence of ice cores in features called lobate debris aprons. These debris-covered features have probably been stable for ~100 Ma.

    http://www.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/abstract/322/5905/1235

    abstract: Lobate features abutting massifs and escarpments in the middle latitudes of Mars have been recognized in images for decades, but their true nature has been controversial, with hypotheses of origin such as ice-lubricated debris flows or glaciers covered by a layer of surface debris. These models imply an ice content ranging from minor and interstitial to massive and relatively pure. Soundings of these deposits in the eastern Hellas region by the Shallow Radar on the Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter reveal radar properties entirely consistent with massive water ice, supporting the debris-covered glacier hypothesis. The results imply that these glaciers formed in a previous climate conducive to glaciation at middle latitudes. Such features may collectively represent the most extensive nonpolar ice yet recognized on Mars.

  25. Mars cooled by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    On earth, water cannot totally sink into the planet since at some point it becomes so hot that it boils and returns to the surface. On Mars, the planet cooled down so much that most of the water sank into the rock and remains underground. So Mars likely has lots of underground (salty) water, but not much on the surface. Same on the Moon. If one would drill on the Moon, there would likely be water (and hydrocarbons) under ground.

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  26. Re:PENIS PENIS HAHAHAHAHAHA PENIS!!! DICK WANG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Being a guy named Dick Wang, I wouldn't really be surprised...