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Names of Advisors Cleared To Access ACTA Documents

1 a bee writes "With the White House claiming national security grounds for failing to release ACTA related information, including negotiating documents and even the list of participants, the spotlight is now on just who does have access. Turns out, according to James Love, hundreds of advisers, many of them corporate lobbyists, are considered 'cleared advisers.' The list looks a who's who of captains of industry."

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  1. Re:so much for change... by conureman · · Score: 4, Funny

    Relax, our Fearless Leaders always do the right thing.

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    The cost of that cleanup, of course, will be borne by taxpayers, not industry.
  2. Re:so much for change... by Nutria · · Score: 4, Funny

    weird how things seem to stay the same

    Nah, it's a zombie movie come to life: Hope and change... hope and change... hope and change... hope and change... hope and change... hope and change... hope and change...

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    "I don't know, therefore Aliens" Wafflebox1
  3. Re:National security? by Timothy+Brownawell · · Score: 4, Funny

    How on earth can something that deals with copyright be considered a matter of national security?

    Have you ever seen movies with scary monsters in them? Those monsters are actually real, and the MPAA has threatened to release them near D.C. if the treaty doesn't turn out to their liking.

  4. Re:so much for change... by Goffee71 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Being going for ever, may I quote the almost obligatory Blackadder:

    Melchett: Ah, yes, the special mission. At ease Blackadder. Now, what I'm about to tell you is absolutely tip-top-secret, is that clear?
    Blackadder: It is sir.
    Melchett: Now, I've compiled a list of those with security clearance, have you got it Darling?
    Darling: Yes sir.
    Melchett: Read it please.
    Darling: It's top security sir, I think that's all the Captain needs to know.
    Melchett: Nonsense! Let's hear the list in full!

    Darling: Very well sir. "List of personnel cleared for mission Gainsborough, as dictated by General C. H. Melchett:
    You and me, Darling, obviously. Field Marshal Haig, Field Marshal Haig's wife, all Field Marshal Haig's wife's friends, their families, their families' servants, their families' servants' tennis partners, and some chap I bumped into the mess the other day called Bernard."
    Melchett: So, it's maximum security, is that clear?
    Blackadder: Quite so sir, only myself and the rest of the English speaking world is to know.

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