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The Men Who Fix the Internet
An anonymous reader writes "Remember all those undersea cables breaking? PopSci.com introduces John Rennie, who '... has braved the towering waves of the North Atlantic Ocean to keep your e-mail coming to you. As chief submersible engineer aboard the Wave Sentinel, part of the fleet operated by UK-based undersea installation and maintenance firm Global Marine Systems, Rennie — a congenial, 6'4", 57-year-old Scotsman — patrols the seas, dispatching a remotely operated submarine deep below the surface to repair undersea cables.' The article goes on to outline the physical infrastructure of the Internet, including some of its points of vulnerability."
I suggest we leave them that way. It will reduce spam, and make Dell hire locally for their call centers.
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Grounds keeper Willie of the undersea cables, at your service.
"There are four boxes to be used in defense of liberty: soap, ballot, jury, and ammo. Please use in that order." -Ed H
Upon being advised that the North Atlantic cable had been cut by another fishing boat, Rennie exclaimed "I dinna cry when me own father was hung for stealing a pig. But I'll cry now!"
While there is loads of critical data that goes through these cables, I feel bad when these guys are working their asses off to make sure that 4chan or youtubes of a chimpanzee riding on a segway gets to its proper place.
Because anyone can still whoop Aquaman's butt.
No, it's because they keep the flow of pr0n running.
Aye Captain, but I don't know if my poor cables will take more.
Holy crap! The Internet *is* a series of tubes! Evidence:Image from TFA
Did you never waatch Pirates of the Carribean? I seem to remember the equivalient of a hand-brake turn using anchor.
Perhaps they used an internet cable to stop
Nope, it's sharks - sharks I tell you! With frickin' lasers on their heads.
What was once true, is no longer so
Everytime we have a connectivity hiccup I am flooded with calls from our users asking "Is the Internet broken?"
It takes everything in my power not to say "Yes. The Internet is, in fact, broken"
Obviously the fix would be to pull backup cables to the satellites instead of relying on that crappy wireless.
Since planes don't have anchors, it would be failsafe.
May contain traces of nut.
Made from the freshest electrons.
Makes me Fix the internet twice a week.
Why don't they get with the times and Internet it?
Oh, they do even better - they now have holograms.
sic transit gloria mundi