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Dell's Adamo Goes After MacBook Air

Posted by kdawson on from the what-would-michael-do dept.

MojoKid writes "Adamo, pronounced 'A-dahm-o,' means 'to fall in love with' in Latin. Dell is certainly hoping you'll fall in love with this notebook's looks as well as its functionality. The Adamo's chassis is milled from a single piece of aluminum and features precision detailing with a scalloped backlit keyboard. Even the fan holes, which are punched out squares, have an attractive modern design. The Adamo features a thin 0.65-inch profile and weighs four pounds. The new ultra-portable will also offer Intel Core 2 Duo processors and DDR3 memory (up to 4GB), a 13.4-inch 16:9 HD display and a 128GB SSD hard drive. Pricing starts at $1,999 with Vista Ultimate 64." The Dell infomercial spokesmodel (video at the bottom of the link) concludes, "Adamo resulted from the union of technology with pleasure for the style-conscious individualist." OK, so he's no Steve Jobs.

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  1. Tsarkon reports YODA GREASE IN YOUR ASS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll
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  2. Why? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    The macbook air sucks in the first place, there's no reason no need a laptop that small, and with the battery, the speed, and the price, I don't see why anyone would want it besides the fact that it looks cool.
    And this thing looks ugly.

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  5. Re:Eevrybody's SURE to get in line for that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: -1, Troll

    could you say that again? I couldn't quite hear all of it with Steve Jobs dick in your mouth.