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Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch Provokes Bomb Scare

Posted by samzenpus on from the how-does-it-um-how-does-it-work dept.

Bomb disposal teams were called in and a nearby pub evacuated after water company engineers mistook a Monty Python film prop for a hand grenade. After nearly an hour of examination by bomb experts, they counted to three. No more. No less. Three was the number they counted, and the number they counted was three. Four they did not count, nor two, except to proceed to three. Five was right out. Once the number three had been reached, being the third number, they declared that the grenade was actually a copy of the "Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch" used in the film Monty Python And The Holy Grail. A police spokeswoman confirmed that the device was a toy and that it had been no danger to the public.

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  1. Whiny bastards by grasshoppa · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Local businesses criticised the police for taking so long to realise there was no threat. Alberto Romanelli, owner of the Windmill put that was evacuated, said: "I lost a good hour's worth of business."

    What a bunch of whiny little bitches. I bet they'd have been whining pretty loudly if the cops were faster but didn't a thorough job of it.

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    1. Re:Whiny bastards by retchdog · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's not whining, it's a statement of damages. The world would be a better place, if the aggregate of costs like this were counted in policing decisions.

      Fat chance, though; here in the US, stomping black teens to death and shooting mothers; grandmothers; kids; and even the mayor's dogs, is just a day in the life of a SWAT Drug Warrior.

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    2. Re:Whiny bastards by spacefiddle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hmmm. From TFA:

      Water company engineers spotted the object when they lifted up a fire hydrant cover during work on a street in Shoreditch, east London.

      If it's the mass-produced replica pictured - does the goddamn thing look like an explosive device? Do you think maybe the word GRENADE on it had almost everything to do with this?

      "spotted a cheap piece of crap and kicked it away as they got to work" would have been the events of the day, had that placard not been on it, i betcha. So some genius thought a bright gold beanbag with a silver cross and a plastic gem on it was a bomb, because it said HOLY BOMB on it.

      Add to that years of pandering to public idiocy and paranoia, and you wonder if a city couldn't be shut down overnight by putting little post-its with the word BOMB on it all over the place. "Well, we can't take the chance! We have to assume it is!"

      Bah, i'm not explaining this as clearly as i'd like. And maybe TFA doesn't fully explain the context, i grant you. Bottom line, i believe the only reason this happened is this very un-bomb-like object had the word GRENADE on it. -shudder-

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    3. Re:Whiny bastards by grasshoppa · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Once the bomb squad's involved, they must treat it like it's a real explosive until they can determine otherwise. Were I a criminal with a grudge against cops, I would do something exactly like this in the hopes they dismissed it as a toy. Then, when they got close because it's just a toy, I'd blow it.

      Can you imagine cops not taking it seriously, and having it hurt the public?

      Talk about a lose lose situation.

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    4. Re:Whiny bastards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      So some genius thought a bright gold beanbag with a silver cross and a plastic gem on it was a bomb, because it said HOLY BOMB on it.

      "Genius" must've been undead. Not like anyone else is going to be overly concerned about holy damage.

    5. Re:Whiny bastards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      If I were a terrorist, which I assure you I'm not, then I would disguise my weapons as toy weapons. And I would put blinking LEDs on it, and perhaps make the toy-bomb-like objects tick. Of course, if I were a terrorist, I would assure you that, even though I have thought about ways to hide weapons, I am in fact not a terrorist. Wait, there's someone at the door...

    6. Re:Whiny bastards by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Add to that years of pandering to public idiocy and paranoia, and you wonder if a city couldn't be shut down overnight by putting little post-its with the word BOMB on it all over the place. "Well, we can't take the chance! We have to assume it is!"

      Like this guy with a picture of a gun on his shirt.

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    7. Re:Whiny bastards by guruevi · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Maybe somebody wanted to go home early?

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    8. Re:Whiny bastards by Adrian+Lopez · · Score: 3, Funny

      "I bet they'd have been whining pretty loudly if the cops were faster but didn't a thorough job of it."

      I can imagine. Just think of all the lives they'd have put at risk by not taking every precaution necessary in disabling a toy grenade.

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    9. Re:Whiny bastards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.

    10. Re:Whiny bastards by Pantero+Blanco · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A BAA spokesman said there was no record of the incident and no "formal complaint" had been made.

      "If a T-shirt had a rude word or a bomb on it, for example, a passenger may be asked to remove it," he said.

      "We are investigating what happened to see if it came under this category.

      "If it's offensive, we don't want other passengers upset."

      So, if it had been a realistic picture of a Beretta, or a rapper or a cowboy holding a pistol, everyone would have nodded at their "wise decision" and the incident wouldn't have even warranted an article? If it's a cartoon robot holding the gun, then it's a gray area and they need to think about it?

      Where are the adults in Britain and what are they doing?

    11. Re:Whiny bastards by Metasquares · · Score: 5, Insightful

      When weighed against a possible loss of lives, the cost of an hour's business at a Windmill is insignificant.

    12. Re:Whiny bastards by Sperbels · · Score: 3, Funny

      Woosh

    13. Re:Whiny bastards by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Quick, he's distracted by the joke, throw your grenade now!

    14. Re:Whiny bastards by 1u3hr · · Score: 4, Insightful
      When weighed against a possible loss of lives, the cost of an hour's business at a Windmill is insignificant.

      This argument can be used to justify anything the police decide to do, even if as in this case, there was NO RISK AT ALL. As in the even sillier case of the "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" hysteria in Boston. Even if the frontline staff know, or should have known, that there was no danger at all, the response by ass-covering bureaucrats is to declare a full terror alert.

      And all the airline security measures, the idiotic restrictions on liquids because of a fantasy threat that could never have been carried out are the same. NO ONE IS SAFER because of this security theatre.

    15. Re:Whiny bastards by palegray.net · · Score: 3, Interesting

      the idiotic restrictions on liquids because of a fantasy threat that could never have been carried out

      I think the airline restrictions are pretty stupid myself, but mainly for reasons you probably haven't thought of. However, having a military background, I can assure you that your belief that small volumes of fluids can't be used to cause catastrophic damage is sorely in need of a reality check.

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    16. Re:Whiny bastards by Dr.+Hellno · · Score: 3, Insightful

      things as harmless looking as a box of chocolates or a book can be deadly ordinance if rigged up properly.

      That's exactly the point. Normal people can't actually tell a book or anything else from a bomb, so unless there's a credible threat (a phoned-in threat, or a tip with some real substance and technical detail to it) it really is a waste of time and resources to investigate every little suspicion. If this had been a bomb, it's unlikely that anyone would have suspected as much just by looking at it.

    17. Re:Whiny bastards by gabebear · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The point wasn't that small volumes of liquid aren't dangerous, but that banning them is idiotic. For one, there is no way to actually stop people from having liquids on a plane. Secondly, you can use anything to bring down a plane; the 911 highjackers used boxcutters.

      To get back to retchdog's point; banning liquids has cost several hundreds of millions of dollars. What have we gotten for that money? Has banning liquids made it any harder for you to bring down a plane?

    18. Re:Whiny bastards by colinrichardday · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Does the amount of human life saved by such security measures exceed the amount of human life lost due to extra security (in the form of waiting in line)?

    19. Re:Whiny bastards by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 3, Informative

      It hasn't been made impossible, but it has been made harder. But not because of anything being done by the TSA.

      Bruce Schneier correctly named the two post-9/11 changes that matter. The first is reinforced, locking doors to the cockpit. The second is the change in passenger behavior. These two elements make the task for a would-be terrorist all the more difficult. Everything else is theater.

    20. Re:Whiny bastards by shellbeach · · Score: 4, Insightful

      When weighed against a possible loss of lives, the cost of an hour's business at a Windmill is insignificant.

      To take that argument to its logical absurdity, the safest way for us to live our lives would be for us all to stay in our houses and never go anywhere. Not only would that stop the terrorists, but it would eliminate the road toll, prevent mass murders and the worst anyone would ever have to fear would be cutting themselves on the cheese grater.

      But we don't do that, because we accept that there will always be an element of risk in our lives, and that the compensation is a life that's happy, interesting and entertaining. Yes, it sucks if you're the one knocked down by a bus as you cross the road; but the chances of that happening are so small that we just accept the remote possibility and move on, safe in the knowledge that it's highly unlikely to happen to us. Considering that the chances of being killed in a terrorist attack are even less than being hit by a bus, why should we view it in any other way than as an incredibly remote, and therefore acceptable, risk? If we start jumping at shadows for things such as the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, then we've got problems ...

      (Thankfully, the global financial crisis has pretty much shoved terrorism into the background where it belongs. Nobody cares about Osama anymore, when they've got more immediate worries like mortgages to deal with ...)

  2. Run Away!! by Elitist_Phoenix · · Score: 5, Funny

    Run away!!

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  3. Re:Wikipedia by CannonballHead · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Some people post on slashdot, some people write on wikipedia. ;)

  4. And ... by krou · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... the Lord did grin.

    Of course no-one was in danger. No-one took out the Holy Pin.

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  5. Re:wonder what they'll do when they a bunny by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 4, Funny

    when they accidentally a whole bunny?! Who knows!?

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  6. Re:London: So Boston finally has someone to laugh by 91degrees · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No they didn't.

    They were playing slightly safer than they needed to. After confirming that everything was safe they laughed about it and didn't slam anyone with a trumped up charge to justify their hysteria.

    Hell, it took them an hour and everything was back to normal.

  7. We live in fear.... by VinylRecords · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This past September they had to evacuate a Philadelphia Phillies game at Citizens Bank Park because someone confused a fucking hot dog wrapper for a bomb.

    Our government, schools, media, and society as a whole train us to be paranoid and live in fear, to dumb us down. Not to sound like a conspiracy nut but this is the world that we occupy.
    http://cbs3.com/topstories/Philadelphia.Phillies.Citizens.2.824722.html
    http://www.nj.com/phillies/index.ssf/2008/09/hot_dogs_create_bomb_scare_at.html
    http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/blog/big_league_stew/post/Hot-dogs-cause-a-delicious-bomb-scare-before-Phi?urn=mlb,110486