Texas Legislature Considers Open Document Formats
An anonymous reader notes that a legislator in Texas has introduced a bill to require open document formats in all state government business. The bill is carefully worded such that only ODF could pass its test as "open." The story is covered by the Fort Worth Star Telegram, which is careful to be even-handed, giving Microsoft's spokesman equal time. A ZDNet blogger notes that the bill, introduced by a Democrat in a state whose politics is dominated by Republicans, faces chances that "...fall somewhere east of slim and west of none."
One of our competitors trademarked the term "hypothesis". From now on, we will call them "boneheaded ideas".
George W Busch was the best President we ever done had, a good god fearing Christian man. God bless his soul
Hm. It's the fault of the republicans I guess. Evil conservative types, wanting lock-ins. Definitely a republican problem. If we had more democrats in Texas, we would have more open standards! Just look at California, New York, Washington... look at all those open standards being used by those states! And democrat-liking Hollywood! Hollywood is a huge "open source," open document, non-DRM fan. What we need to do is legislate open formats, that way private companies can't be standards incompliant! That will fix the free market, private enterprise will flourish, etc.
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And a glint in the sky to the northwest as the Ballmer shagadellic jet wings its way south, a fresh load of office chairs fixed to the hard points and Ride of the Valkyries blasting out of the built-in Big Zune sound system.
That's our life, the big wheel of shit. - The Fat Man, Blue Tango Salvage
Wasn't Betamax the better of the two, and VHS only won because of porn? How does that analogy make any sense?
Go right ahead, Ballmer. You can bribe those oily Europeans until they're shining your car, but I dare you to budge the courageous and independent public officials of Texas! They cannot be bought and will stand tall against oh my god who am I kidding here open document formats are doomed.
---don't make me break out my red pen.