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Fermilab Discovers Untheorized Particle

alevy writes to mention that scientists at Fermilab have detected a new, completely untheorized particle. Seems like Fermi has been a hotbed of activity lately with the discovery of a new single top quark and narrowing the gap twice on the Higgs Boson particle. "The Y(4140) particle is the newest member of a family of particles of similar unusual characteristics observed in the last several years by experimenters at Fermilab's Tevatron as well as at KEK and the SLAC lab, which operates at Stanford through a partnership with the U.S. Department of Energy. 'We congratulate CDF on the first evidence for a new unexpected Y state that decays to J/psi and phi,' said Japanese physicist Masanori Yamauchi, a KEK spokesperson. 'This state may be related to the Y(3940) state discovered by Belle and might be another example of an exotic hadron containing charm quarks. We will try to confirm this state in our own Belle data.'"

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  1. whew... untheorized... by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 5, Funny

    At first I read it as "unauthorized" and thought someone will have a lot of explaining to do.

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    1. Re:whew... untheorized... by Amazing+Quantum+Man · · Score: 5, Funny

      Damn. Now I'll have to update my authorized_particles file!

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    2. Re:whew... untheorized... by TubeSteak · · Score: 4, Funny

      Dear Jesus,

      You have to be happy with the 2 authorized books I've put out.
      Stop making up unauthorized stuff to confuse my creation.

      -Yaweh

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    3. Re:whew... untheorized... by novakyu · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not so fast. The scientists at Fermilab might still face a heavy fine for their crime.

      I quote Willis Lamb, Nobel Laureate,

      "The finder of a new elementary particle used to be rewarded by a Nobel Prize, but such a discovery now ought to be punished by a $10,000 fine."

      And that was in the 50s, so with the inflation, you can only guess how heavy the fine would be now.

    4. Re:whew... untheorized... by SlashDotDotDot · · Score: 5, Informative

      And that was in the 50s, so with the inflation, you can only guess how heavy the fine would be now.

      $88,046.89

      http://data.bls.gov/cgi-bin/cpicalc.pl?cost1=10000&year1=1950&year2=2009

      Just sayin.

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    5. Re:whew... untheorized... by c_forq · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm confused, what are the two authorized books? The Epic of Gilgamesh and the Torah? The Talmud and the Koran were both written after Jesus.

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    6. Re:whew... untheorized... by jack2000 · · Score: 5, Funny

      If you see that slacker around tell him we're waiting for him, in the test chamber.

  2. What does this say about the search for the Higgs? by The_mad_linguist · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Does the creation of a previously unanticipated particle imply issues with current theory significant enough to make the LHC experiment less useful? Even if we find the Higgs, the current model will still be insufficient.

  3. Naming time? by TinBromide · · Score: 4, Funny

    For its name, I nominate Splork!

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  4. Re:Naming things, publicity, and financing by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 4, Funny

    Yeah, maybe not doom. People are already upset of the minuscule chance of LHC creating a black hole. Maybe they should name it in honor of Obama who hails from the same state (Illinois).

    Call it the Hope particle.

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  5. Re:Naming things, publicity, and financing by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Perhaps they learned their lesson from the whole "God Particle" thing. If I were a physicist, I'd be really bloody annoyed after about the third time some babbling moron, convinced that my work had theological significance, interrupted me. Nobody is going to interrupt the guys working on Y(1440).

  6. Thank goodness by thanasakis · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If we already had it all figured out, it would get pretty boring very quickly.

    Sometimes it is reassuring to know that there might be possibilities that we not yet aware of.

    1. Re:Thank goodness by GreatDrok · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "If we already had it all figured out, it would get pretty boring very quickly."

      Indeed. One of the great attractions of science in general is the fact that there is always something new to learn. The day you make your first discovery, solve a problem that has stumped other researchers for years, those are the days you live for.

      Other times, its the whole "that's funny" thing where you simply notice something odd and it leads you in a completely unanticipated direction. The primary difference between people who go into science and those who avoid it is that scientists aren't worried by being proven wrong about something (at least they shouldn't be) since it is probable that what you discovered is way more interesting. There are also those people who like to think they know everything that is ever going to be known and who will shun and deny knowledge that contradicts their beliefs. They just love when scientists find something they didn't expect because they think it means science is wrong. Fact is, science is always wrong about something and admitting being wrong is the first step to learning more. If you can't admit you're wrong, well, you're learning nothing and just consuming resources until something else consumes you. But I'm sure Jebus loves you so don't feel too bad......

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  7. LHC by simonbas · · Score: 4, Funny

    damn it, after all those years and all that viagra I thought I finally had my Hadron!

  8. Re:Naming things, publicity, and financing by flyingsquid · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hrm. How about we call the mystery particle the "Obamaton"? Or perhaps it's a new type of quark, closely related to the 'strange' quark, the 'change' quark?

  9. Re:What does this say about the search for the Hig by Cyberax · · Score: 4, Informative

    We _know_ that the current theory is insufficient. It doesn't explain gravity, for one thing.

    LHC will allow to test some alternative theories, so we really need it. Also, we still need to check the existance of Higgs.

  10. Re:Another example by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 4, Funny

    Charm my ass..

    He just makes fun of the special olympics.

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  11. Re:Naming things, publicity, and financing by jd · · Score: 4, Funny

    If it's related to the quark, it should be called Rom or Nog.

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  12. Re:Naming things, publicity, and financing by jd · · Score: 4, Funny

    I dunno. It might cause a reunion of The Village People, if they can figure out a way to handle the extra syllable.

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  13. Nevermind by Roberticus · · Score: 5, Funny

    It was just a bat clinging to the inside of the accelerator.

  14. Re:Naming things, publicity, and financing by pushing-robot · · Score: 4, Funny

    If it's related to the quark, it should be called Rom or Nog.

    Hmm. If I was a particle physicist, I'd be leaning more toward "nagus".

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  15. Charm Quarks.. by StikyPad · · Score: 4, Funny

    They're magically suspicious.

    Also they should rename the SciFi channel to Psi Phi.

  16. Great point - educate, don't market by hellfire · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I understand that sometimes you have to "sell" something to the masses, but sometimes it's better to take the long way around and instead of selling it to them, work on educating them. There's a subtle difference. Marketing is jazzing up the name is marketing. Explaining it's significance and telling you what we could do with that knowledge is education. Education has a longer term significance, and encourages the masses in general to learn more. In the US the populace is getting less and less interested in becoming educated because we are too concerned with marketing and sound bites and what sounds good without explaining what is good.

    Besides, the words Calculus, Gravity, Physics, and neuropsychology weren't picked for their marketability.

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  17. The most exciting words in science by Nimey · · Score: 5, Interesting

    As Isaac Asimov wrote, the most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not "Eureka!" (I've found it!), but "That's funny...".

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  18. Re:Naming things, publicity, and financing by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Anti-terrorism, scare mongering is so 2008. Economic Stimulus is the new antiTerrorism. But I can't think of a better name than Hope.

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  19. Re:Naming things, publicity, and financing by 0xABADC0DA · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nobody is going to interrupt the guys working on Y(1440).

    That's because Y(1440) is a particle of no real consequence... not like Y(1441), the only unknown particle capable of stabilizing a miniature black hole long enough for it to grow by 'eating' the nearby matter.

    If they had discovered that particle your work
    would surely
    be inter
    upt
    te
    d
    .

  20. Favorite Fermilab particle name by stox · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Ooops-Leon, which was "discovered" due to an error in reading the data. It was going to be called the upsilon. Nobel Prize winner Leon Lederman was the lead on the experiment.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oops-Leon

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  21. Authorized by HiggsBison · · Score: 5, Funny

    Uh... I authorized it. Problem?

    (Signed) H.B.

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  22. Re:What does this say about the search for the Hig by Alinabi · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No. Even if we did not find this particle and found the Higgs, the current model would still be insufficient, as it does not account for gravity. Moreover, the Standard Model deals with elementary particles, while this "particle" is actually a resonance, a shortly lived, bound state of several elementary particles. The mathematical concepts on which quantum field theory, in its present form, is built, are not very well suited for describing bound states, so our understanding of such bound states, within the Standard Model, is rather poor. Therefore it is no surprise that such unpredicted composite "particles" show up every now and then (this is not the first one, it is a fairly common occurence).

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  23. Nothing...it is QCD by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This has nothing to do with the Higgs. All they have potentially discovered is a new quark bound state. The fact that it is not expected is also not surprising since it is fantastically hard to be able to calculate what bound states there should be.

    This is because quarks bind via the strong force and while we understand the principles behind this force what they imply is that at low energy the basic mathematical method typically used (perturbation theory) does not work because the force becomes so strong. Unfortunately nobody has found a real way around this so approximations are used and, not being fundamentally correct, these sometimes get things wrong.

    As a particle experimentalist it looks like there are two promissing approaches to really solve this properly. The first is using huge, massively parallel computers and a technique called lattice QCD where you divide space and time into points and solve numerically. The computing power has just recently begun to be enough to start producing useful, believable results. the other technique is a result of string theory that has shown that a really strong force like QCD is mathematically equivalent to a weak force (which can be calculated) but in more than 3+1 dimensions....so there might actually be something useful coming out of string theory sooner than anticipated!

  24. Re:Naming things, publicity, and financing by ignavus · · Score: 4, Funny

    I dunno. It might cause a reunion of The Village People, if they can figure out a way to handle the extra syllable.

    "Y (Gross times Ten)"

    Where's the extra syllable?

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