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Oracle's Take On Red Hat Linux
darthcamaro writes "For nearly three years, Oracle has had its own version of Red Hat Enterprise Linux, claiming the two versions are essentially the same thing. But are they really? As it turns out, there are a few things on which Oracle and Red Hat do not see eye-to-eye, including file systems and virtualization. The article quotes Wim Coekaerts, Oracle's director of Linux engineering, saying, 'A lot of people think Oracle is doing Enterprise Linux as just basically a rip off of Red Hat but that's not what this is about. ... This is about a support program, and wanting to offer quality Linux OS support to customers that need it. The Linux distribution part is there just to make sure people can get a freely available Linux operating system that is fully supported.'"
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Disclaimer: Posting anon because I work for Red Hat. A profound event occured with an Oracle employee and I a few days ago after the latest round of negotiations:
This incident occurred one day when we were driving along a little-traveled highway miles from the Oracle complex in San Francisco. After we stopped at a rest area, A man with a huge stud nigger on a leash got out of a car. He took the nigger to a nearby tree and tied the nigger to it. We asked the man what he was doing to the poor nigger. He explained that he and his family were moving out of state and they couldn't take the nigger with them. Since none of his friends could take the nigger, he was going to leave it here in hopes that someone would give it a home.
I reached over and petted the nigger's stomach, my hand accidentally touched his genital area. The nigger suddenly stopped monkeying around and he began to pant plaintively. I smiled at him, thinking that he would let it go, but then he rubbed his hand along his penis sheath. I was shocked when his large black dick started to emerge from its hiding place. He again started making a noise, but it was very different than the ooking and eeking had made moments before.
"You're reading my mind, aren't you Jenny?", said the Oracle representative. I thought about it for a moment and then walked over to the nigger. He climbed up on my hips at once and wrapped his front paws tightly around my stomach and humped his prick straight toward my vaginal opening.
He pumped his semen into me for what seemed like an eternity, filling up my cunt, the overflow pouring out onto my ass and down my legs. I felt a huge bulge expanding in my cunt. I tried to pull away, but the knot that had formed in his cock locked us in position.
He growled deep in this throat, warning me not to move. I was afraid of upsetting him, as I didn't want him to bite me or beat me like Chris Brown beat Rihanna. His knot deflated moments later and his cock slipped easily out of my dialated, sopping hole. I lost consciousness shortly thereafter.
When I came to, I looked around and realized that the Oracle representative and the nigger had disappeared. I wearily got to my feet, replaced my clothing and ran to where my car had been parked. It was gone! Red Hat had taken my car with the damn nigger as well as my laptop with the trade secrets! I burst into tears, vowing to never trust Oracle products for the rest of my life.