20 Years After Cold Fusion Debut, Another Team Claims Success
New Scientist is reporting that twenty years to the day since the initial announcement of a cold fusion discovery another Utah-based team is trying again. This announcement is being taken a little more seriously than the original, although some might say it is just more available wishful thinking. "Some researchers in the cold fusion field agree. 'In my view [it's] a cold fusion effect,' says Peter Hagelstein, also at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology. Others, though, are not convinced. Steven Krivit, editor of the New Energy Times, has been following the cold fusion debate for many years and also spoke at the ACS conference. 'Their hypothesis as to a fusion mechanism I think is on thin ice ... you get into physics fantasies rather quickly and this is an unfortunate distraction from their excellent empirical work,' he told New Scientist. Krivit thinks cold fusion remains science fiction. Like many in the field, he prefers to categorize the work as evidence of 'low-energy nuclear reactions,' and says it can be explained without relying on nuclear fusion."
I'm sure this "new" cold fusion device will have MUCH funding from the Scam, Cap and Trade economy so our "green donations" will be routed to another startup needing angel money.
I'm a satanic clam.
I've spent 10 years, seen 42 mutant star goats, been to 688 planets, and to 3 galaxies looking for a ZPM, and you know what I found? A fucking Spencers in a Mall on Orilla in the Ida galaxy selling them as gag gifts. Thats it. Fuck you and your 'perfection' partical and fuck the ancients for not leaving us a god damn manual to build a ZPM the things. We saved their energy based asses and we don't even get a Thanks!
I say we just harvest ascended ancients and use them to power our stuff.
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