Microchip Mimics a Brain With 200,000 Neurons
Al writes "European researchers have taken a step towards replicating the functioning of the brain in silicon, creating new custom chip with the equivalent of 200,000 neurons linked up by 50 million synaptic connections. The aim of the Fast Analog Computing with Emergent Transient States (FACETS) project is to better understand how to construct massively parallel computer systems modeled on a biological brain. Unlike IBM's Blue Brain project, which involves modeling a brain in software, this approach makes it much easier to create a truly parallel computing system. The set-up also features a distributed algorithm that introduces an element of plasticity, allowing the circuit to learn and adapt. The researchers plan to connect thousands of chips to create a circuit with a billion neurons and 10^13 synapses (about a tenth of the complexity of the human brain)."
I call this microchip brain "the Pinhead" *
* small print: actual "pinheads" (microcephaly) have more brain capacity than this chip
We're all dead.
In fact, the current prototype can operate about 100,000 times faster than a real human brain. "We can simulate a day in a second," says Karlheinz.
We are SO fucking dead.
Technoli
Add a few chips and you'll soon get "I think, therefore I am."
Keep going and you'll end up with "Bite my shiny metal ass you meatbag!"
I wonder if the researchers will know when to STOP adding the together?
Learning HOW to think is more important than learning WHAT to think.
The first words out of it were: "They misunderestimated me."
I've abandoned my search for truth; now I'm just looking for some useful delusions.
Oh wait. The researchers already did.
Bastards stole my thunder.
"Trolls they were, but filled with the evil will of their master: a fell race..." -- J.R.R. Tolkien on Olog-hai
Does this mean we have completed an artificial politician brain?
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This chip sounds stupid.
I for one plan on collaborating with the Cylons.
Virginia is for lovers. EVE is for griefers.
If the Terminator movies have taught me anything, human bones make good groundcover.
I Am My Own Worst Enemy
Can't be satisfied with machines that act as quiet servants... have to make them intelligent enough to suffer...
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*My* brain mimics a brain with 200,000 neurons.
No mention of the fact that it will become self-aware in 2 years and 25 days, or that two days later, the war on humanity will begin.
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I don't know a word about the topic.
That much is clear.
I mean, who is going to notice a schizophrenic ant
That's the one that is walking along, waving its antennae to no one, and creeping out the other workers.
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"creating new custom chip with the equivalent of 200,000 neurons linked up by 50 million synaptic connections."
"The researchers plan to connect several chips to create a circuit with a billion neurons and 10^13 synapses (about a tenth of the complexity of the human brain)."
Presumably, for very large values of "several".
At least I hope we'll have Culture overlords... drug glands, body manipulation and uploading to a Mind, at least.
... what is the worst it can do?
Talk you to death?
You're not married, are you?
...the future crusty old bastards are already drinking the Kool-Aid.