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Old-School Keyboard Makes Comeback of Sorts

CharlotteShma writes "Some old writer once said that in order to keep going, he needed to hear the scratch of the pen on the page. Some self-proclaimed keyboard aficionados would make the same argument for computer keyboards. Is it possible that the old 'clicky' keyboards are making a comeback? Now that we've replaced the old buckling springs with rubber domes, our keyboards are only getting quieter and quieter. According to the people at Unicomp Inc., all keyboards made since the early 1990s are, frankly, no good. They still use and produce vintage IBM Model M keyboards in their small factory in Lexington, Kentucky. The IBM Model M keyboards are ugly, built like tanks, and, most importantly, have a spring under each key which clicks when you press it." Not sure what's ugly about them — most other keyboards are ugly, when you shut your eyes.

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  1. I dunno about audible feedback.... by Starayo · · Score: 3, Funny

    But I'm too used to using LCD miscellany on my logitech G15. If I can't see my ethernet traffic when I glance down I get rather confused. >_>

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    1. Re:I dunno about audible feedback.... by supernova_hq · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just take some of those cardboard trays that hold 144 eggs and glue them to the ceiling (covered in felt). That will work as a sound insulator and your mother will be able to sleep much more soundly.

  2. Don't fall for it! by Yamamato · · Score: 3, Funny

    Clearly IBM is in a conspiracy with the people attempting to sniff your keystrokes!!! http://it.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=09/03/26/1947246

  3. My model M rules by ericferris · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am still using an IBM model M keyboard made in 1985. It doesn't have the Windows key, which is one more reason for me to like it.

    You cannot beat the touch of a model M, and the tactile feedback helps me limit the number of fat-finger typos.

    One downside of a model M is that the clicky noise might annoy coworkers in open space offices. But I have few complains. Complains are generally going like this:

    Cow orker: "Eric, your keyboard is sure loud".
    Me; "Yup."
    Cow orker: 'Err..."
    Me: "Heavy too. All metal. Feel this."
    Cow orker: "Wow. At least three pounds".
    Me: "Almost five, actually. And reliable, too. You can wield it as a baseball bat, whack someone's head, clean up the brain bits from the bottom, and it's still good for years of service."
    Cow orker: (Gulps, retreat hurriedly.)

    See why I love it?

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  4. Re:An audible keyboard is like audible links by scubamage · · Score: 4, Funny
    Different strokes for different folks. I love my IBM model M keyboard, and the thing is still going strong though its using an adapter to fit. I like the feel, I like the sound, I like knowing I can pick up my keyboard and whack a sales guy if they really do go one step too far one day - and actually do some damage that'd justify the assault charge.

    Obviously the model M is gone, but the keyboard isn't. And judging by the other posts, the keyboard is missed.

  5. Re:Nice by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 5, Funny

    What you get when typing away on a typewriter and thinking about the ugly people you had sex with.

  6. Re:Nice by sgt+scrub · · Score: 4, Funny

    This is /. There isn't even Ugly Sex for some of us. Sigh.

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  7. Re:Nice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Some?

  8. Model M = LART tool by Bob+A+Trollmuncher · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ah the classic model M, the only keyboard you could beat a user to death with, then sit down and use it delete their account.

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  9. Re:An audible keyboard is like audible links by jgtg32a · · Score: 4, Funny

    You forgot to mention the most important part, after you hit the salesman the keyboard will still work.

    Actually I've heard that after those M keyboards get the blood of salesmen they actually make you type faster.

  10. Re:Yes by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Funny

    But it's not his fault. The evil capitalist bastards put the bastard keys in the wrong place to ensure the net bastard present value of their evil future profit bastard streams. The evil bastardingly evil doing bastards!

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  11. Re:Nice by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 4, Funny

    I never metaphor I didn't like.

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  12. Re:Nice by geobeck · · Score: 4, Funny

    You young whippersnappers and your Selectrics! When I was your age, my 'laptop' was a 40-pound Remington on which I could only type 45 words per minute without jamming the hammers. My 42 nano-baud 'modem' was an envelope and a stamp which the mailman walked uphill through eight feet of snow to deliver.

    But boy oh boy, that keyboard had sound! You always knew when everyone in the office was typing up a storm; you had to shout a conversation, which cut down on unnecessary chit-chat. And you couldn't be a lightweight either. Five days a week on a Remington gave us all forearms like Popeye and a grip that would make a longshoreman wince.

    So get yer new-fangled Selectric offa my lawn, kiddies!

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  13. Re:Odd that we're seeing this again by jack2000 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Woah, properly formatted sentences. With indentation no less!

  14. Yeah, yeah... by jra · · Score: 3, Funny

    Five miles. In the snow. Uphill. Both ways.

    I have a Model M on my office desk, and one here at home -- S/N 3111818, dated Jul 87.

    They're nice to type on -- I type much more faster and more accurately on one than on any other type of keyboard -- and they're also handy if someone breaks into your house. They deflect bullets up to a .38, and you can commit homicide with one, if necessary.