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PRS Demands License Fee To Play Music To Horses

An anonymous reader writes "A woman in Bushton, Wilts, has been told by the Performing Rights Society (PRS for Music) that she needs to pay an annual fee in order to play classical music from the radio to the horses in her stable, something that she has been doing for the past 20 years. The PRS claims that it's not about the horses — rather, it's about her staff of over two people, which puts Mrs. Greenway in the same category as shops, bars and cafes. 'The staff are not bothered whether they have the radio on or not, in fact they don't particularly like my music and turn if off when I'm not around,' said Mrs. Greenway, 62. 'Especially on windy days I try to play it — it gives [the horses] a nice quiet atmosphere, you can only exercise one horse at a time so it helps the others to stay calm. We are right next to the RAF Lyneham air base so it dulls the noise from the aircraft as well.'"

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  1. The horses are upset by this by Norsefire · · Score: 5, Funny

    As is evident by their long faces.

    1. Re:The horses are upset by this by Reason58 · · Score: 3, Funny

      The one on the left has complained so much about this that it is a little horse.

    2. Re:The horses are upset by this by JustOK · · Score: 2, Funny

      so, they'll have to help pony up the fees.

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  2. Easy solution! by martin-boundary · · Score: 4, Funny

    She should tape a few hours of music from the radio, then play it backwards to the horses. That way, she's not playing any actual RIAA music to anybody, (and the horses probably won't understand the subliminal messages anyway).

    1. Re:Easy solution! by Z80xxc! · · Score: 5, Funny

      She's still playing the same music, she's just playing it backwards. Of course, that means the PRS has to be payed for the music backwards — and give her money.

  3. Re:Easy solution! - one big problem by Brett+Buck · · Score: 4, Funny

    They'll all be depressed when they think Paul is dead!

  4. The real solution by Greymoon · · Score: 5, Funny

    Send £99 worth of horse shit to the PRS. Tit-for-tat.

    1. Re:The real solution by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Only the horse and postman will know for sure.

  5. They need to pay. by Ken+Broadfoot · · Score: 4, Funny

    I, for one, think the horses should pony up and pay. Musicians need the cash.

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    1. Re:They need to pay. by g2devi · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sorry, I didn't want to stirrup any trouble.

      While I agree Musicians need a stable income, should animals be saddled with such debt? What should our mane priority be as a society? Answering that question, is our first hurdle.

  6. Easy solution. by feepness · · Score: 5, Funny

    Horse headphones.

  7. Re:Easy solution! - one big problem by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not if you play them his last four albums.

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  8. Re:Easy solution! - one big problem by Brett+Buck · · Score: 2, Funny

    Not if you play them his last four albums.

      Right - then they will be sure.

  9. OK by TRRosen · · Score: 4, Funny

    Lets just all agree to pretend that Britain doesn't exist.

    1. Re:OK by T+Murphy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Pretend?

  10. Re:Wilts isn't a country by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Hello, I'm the original submitter. Sorry I didn't think of adding UK after Wilts. I thought people would figure out from the insanity of the story that these were the British we were talking about.

  11. Re:Solution by PHPfanboy · · Score: 3, Funny

    It might not be that big, but compared to the falling CD market, it's stable

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  12. omfgponies! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    so who ratted her out?
    the PONYS?!??!?!

    1. Re:omfgponies! by eXonyte · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ugh. What a bunch of asses!

    2. Re:omfgponies! by Critical+Facilities · · Score: 2, Funny
      Nah, it was those pikeys. From TFA:

      An American harpist reported that her music helped calm sick digs at a Florida vet's clinic and one online retailer sells specially selected CDs for cats.

      Excerpt from "Snatch" for reference:

      - Is the big fella not coming with us?
      - He's minding the car.
      - What does he think we are, thieves?
      - No, nothing like that.
      - He just likes looking after cars.
      - Good dags. Do you like dags?
      - Dags? - What?
      - Yeah, dags. - Dags. You like dags?
      Oh, dogs. Sure, I like dags.
      - I like caravans more.
      - You're very welcome.

      Pikeys are well-known for their skills of negotiation in business. It's probably why they talk like that... ... so you can't follow what's being said.

  13. Re:Solution by ciderVisor · · Score: 3, Funny

    How big could the stable music market possibly be?

    You'd be surprised. It's the next biggest market after house music and garage music.

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  14. Re:lolwut by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 2, Funny

    Playing a radio in these circumstances is a public performance under British law and she does need a license.

    She could just tell them that her staff are all deaf, and thus cannot hear the music. However, she would happily pay the public performance license if they can supply a sign-language version of their music.

    This assumes that the public performance license does not apply if the audience cannot hear it. But I'm not entirely sure this assumption is correct, alas.

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  15. Re:lolwut by daveime · · Score: 4, Funny

    A sign language version would be an obvious "format shifting" violation, and then she'd have to pay even more money to the man, or risk some nonsensical IP law being applicable.